1. Alison - fuck you haters, she was amazing. Every season some shit stain ruins this song. Finally she owns it.
2. Kris - is it my crush putting him this high? Probably. But he sounded great as always.
THE NOT REALLY TOO BAD
3. Adam - Way too much falsetto. I know it was supposed to be tender and vulnerable, but it spiraled into shudderworthy. But even that puts him at #3.
4. Anoop - see above.
MEH
5. Michael - I debated putting him just above or just below Matt. I put him just above. Whatever.
WHO?
6. Matt G. - Honestly, everyone else was awful, but I just zone out through this guy. He isn't bad, but there is nothing engaging about him. ZZZZZZZzzzzz.
BAD
7. Danny - awwww yawww watchowt cuz hewew cuuuummmmm da wyyyfkillah
8. Scott - just every week the same bad shit.
I CAN'T FUCKING LISTEN BECAUSE IT HURTS MY FUCKING EARS
9. Lil - CAN YOU PLEASE SING LOUDER IT IS SO HARD TO HEAR YOU
10. MJ - *slits writs*








