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I ain't no fucking OTTER, Spike.

Phoofe, darling... certainly penises don't follow any set rule for size or shape. I've met plenty of skinnier guys and men of all shapes and sizes who have... let's say "unexpected" endowments. Generally, however, men who have rounded features tend to have thick, meaty dicks. It's more about the genetics of body construction, not about weight gain. Anyone can pork up and his dick won't change.

More than anything else, I am attracted to a guy's face first and foremost. I can make allowances for body shape -- just never anorexic, twinky guys.

If I run into a great looking bear and he talks like a sissy, it's over. Don't care how attractive he is at the outset -- the femme shit ruins everything.