I've got the Blurry Butt Blues
I've got the Blurry Butt Blues
Just saw the Amazing Race now
And I got the blurry butt blues
Well, that blond looked so fine
Yeah she looked so fine
Even when she wore clothes
I sure wished she were mine
Well that clue said if you dare
Strip down until you are nearly bare
Lordy that girl had nothing but a thong
a poor excuse for underwear
Now that camerman guy
He did nothing sly
It was the editor, sweet Jesus,
that ruined it for you and I
Now I've got the blurry butt blues
I've got the blurry butt blues
Oh, for the love of that gal,
I've got the big beautiful bouncing blond blurry butt bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzeee!
I've got the Blurry Butt Blues
Just saw the Amazing Race now
And I got the blurry butt blues
Well, that blond looked so fine
Yeah she looked so fine
Even when she wore clothes
I sure wished she were mine
Well that clue said if you dare
Strip down until you are nearly bare
Lordy that girl had nothing but a thong
a poor excuse for underwear
Now that camerman guy
He did nothing sly
It was the editor, sweet Jesus,
that ruined it for you and I
Now I've got the blurry butt blues
I've got the blurry butt blues
Oh, for the love of that gal,
I've got the big beautiful bouncing blond blurry butt bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzeee!
