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Men who cant run suck, seriously, wtf?!?!?! Nobody taught me how to run, it`s instinct, like throwing a ball. If you are a man and throw a ball like a girl you suck hard (literally most of the time...not that I have anything against it)...
You run without looking like an idiot, that`s what men do. If you cant do that, you are not a man. No self-respecting man can take you seriously if you cant run without looking like a tranny, sorry... Even if you are their best friend: If they see you running like that, you lose. Women dont like it either when a man runs like that. No sex if they see you run like that, unless they are lesbian and in need.
I`m not sure what`s worse, throwing like a girl or being unable to run...Both sux hard tho
I like the guy nonetheless, but if he ran next to me I`d have to abandon him... It`s instinct

I retract part of my earlier statement: I would not abandon him if:

-We were being chased by a T-Rex or similar type of animal (like a blood-thirsty, out of control gazelle or so), in which case I would jogg next to him until the animal in question was right behind. Then I would start running.