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 Bernard Wrangler |
I have my fly all the way open! |
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Posts: 12686 (03/08/09 1:59 PM) this won't end well.
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Tis a brisk, breezy, spring day....I fill my pants with clean early-spring air....ridding the winter stank from every corner...the scent of fading snow in the
air....the promise of tulips soon to follow.....my pants fills with renewed energy of the promise of a fresh start.
Such improved Feng Shui. OPEN YOUR DAMN FLY PEOPLE! >:c ( Is anyone else spring cleaning today? |
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Iku |
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Posts: 195 (03/08/09 2:01 PM) |
Lookin' for a blowjob, are ya?
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 Pseudo Propaganda |
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Posts: 467 (03/08/09 2:05 PM) |
You trying to get Amy all riled up Bernie? Very naughty of you.
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snowboarders only |
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Posts: 4762 (03/08/09 2:09 PM) Registered User |
My fly was opened yesterday while I was at a hockey game. I didn't noticed. And I was jumping up and down and cheering like an idiot.
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Duke of Nerd |
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Posts: 1282 (03/08/09 2:11 PM) I need a hobby |
Pseudo Propaganda wrote:I think he best keep his adulterer, dis-satisfied-with-his-marraige ass away from my Amykins. She's mine. |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 12687 (03/08/09 2:13 PM) this won't end well.
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eyes up here, buster.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 9087 (03/08/09 2:22 PM) Registered User |
Funny, today was the one day I was actually planning on keeping it buttoned up.
For real. I've had a busy week and I thought to myself: "I'll just go over to my dead aunt's house and spend the evening throwing out stuff and taking the family photos off the walls then I'll go back to Mom's and have some fish sandwiches and watch Sunday night TV instead of going out yet again to meet men. I'll be a good boy and the time will pass quickly and it won't be so terrible to keep it packed in for a day." Now I can't. All because of Bernie. Suppose it could use a good hosing off, too. I have to look around for the giant sponge, my chamois and the Turtle Wax. I think they're all in the bucket in the garage. |
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Posts: 5372 (03/08/09 4:02 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Chamois? Surely your junk deserves ShamWow!®
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 26866 (03/08/09 4:03 PM) Registered user |
I did that in Canada once. A long time ago. And I wasn't wearing underwear and the zipper was broken and I had to walk like really really far and frankly,
i think my dick tip was frostbitten by the time I go to where i needed to be. true story.
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Posts: 10159 (03/08/09 4:03 PM) |
 @ SmrtA
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 17928 (03/08/09 4:04 PM) |
This thread is nothing without pics.
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khnum |
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Posts: 21651 (03/08/09 4:05 PM) Registered User |
Bernie POAPing and Pappy VOAPing
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hossc |
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Posts: 20978 (03/08/09 4:08 PM) Registered User |
Bernie has officially reached the age of desperate perv, but not quite at the age of charming , forgetful grampa oblivious to his wiener poking out of his
Habands.
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Aunt Pappy |
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