Lou the Chihuahua wrote:
"He just seems like a sneaky bastard. I can't look him in the eye and believe a word he says. You can look me in my sweet blue eyes all day and I'll tell you sweet nothings and you'll believe all of them."
"Don't Boss me around lady."
"My face is my money maker."
"If any ladies want my phone number ..... I guess, ask."
"Lying to everybody, especially Brendan and Sierra, actually brings me pleasure."
"I've never liked Sierra, ever I have no clue why she's out here other than to give hope to stupid people around the world."
"Brendan's really the sneakiest bastard I have to worry about. We smile at each other. We hug. I've kissed him on the neck, softly. He's felt my warm steamy breath on his neck, even on the small of his back. But keep your friends close and your enemies closer. That's right, right??"
"Taj your teeth are abnormally white too. I bleach mine."
