chapera rocks wrote:How is that funny except to show what a stupid, shitty person he is?
The Sierra quote was amazing.
"I don't even know why she's here, except to give hope to stupid people."
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Tyson's Quotes
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Posts: 1918 (04/09/09 7:19 PM) Registered user |
His quote about Sierra was dead-on.
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Posts: 6067 (04/09/09 7:20 PM) |
Dictatorship wrote:Sierra is the person who said, "If it's my time to go, it's my time to go." Then took credit for forming the Exile alliance.  That's almost as bad as Coach was tonight.
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Posts: 343 (04/09/09 7:22 PM) Registered user |
Dictatorship wrote:It's all in the delivery. |
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Posts: 2675 (04/09/09 7:23 PM) |
donutsrule wrote: Exactly. The way he says his quotes makes them so much funnier. |
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Trippin Aggro Flossin |
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Posts: 600 (04/09/09 7:31 PM) |
Spanky Hot Dog wrote:It wouldn't have worked without the added bonus of "the small of his back". |
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Posts: 5899 (04/09/09 7:37 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Tyson is hilarious. I love the guy. The quote about Sierra giving hope to stupid people rocked.
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it is a mystery |
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Posts: 1872 (04/09/09 7:37 PM) |
I'd be pissed if I were Tyson that he stayed up on that pole and won immunity for nothing. They should let him keep it for next round.
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donutsrule |
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Posts: 345 (04/09/09 7:39 PM) Registered user |
About the only thing Coach has got right all season is that he and Tyson could say exactly the same thing and people would think Tyson was hilarious while
thinking Coach was an arsehole. That also shows he doesn't understand the 'delivery' concept.
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Posts: 3629 (04/09/09 7:51 PM) Registered user |
His quote about Sierra cracked me the fuck up tonight. Not a big Tyson fan but he is damn funny.
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Posts: 12115 (04/09/09 8:00 PM)
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Well, I've always thought Sierra's playing pretty well but that may be just because of lowered expectations.
The quote and his others are funny, but haven't we seen this guy before? 
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Posts: 607 (04/09/09 8:02 PM) |
You fucking take that back right NOW.
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Burrito Taco |
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Posts: 1921 (04/09/09 8:05 PM) Registered user |
If he starts flirting with his sister at the family reward, we'll know he's a Greg clone.
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Posts: 1882 (04/09/09 9:33 PM) |
I don't like Tyson anymore, but I loved the quote about Sierra. So true.
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Posts: 3263 (04/09/09 9:55 PM) Registered user |
It seems like Tyson thinks about what to say in confessionals. The way he fumbles in his delivery, like with the Brendan thing. It's all just phony.
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Lou the Chihuahua |
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Posts: 206 (04/09/09 10:04 PM) |
"He just seems like a sneaky bastard. I can't look him in the eye and believe a word he says. You can look me in my sweet blue eyes all day and
I'll tell you sweet nothings and you'll believe all of them."
"Don't Boss me around lady." "My face is my money maker." "If any ladies want my phone number ..... I guess, ask." "Lying to everybody, especially Brendan and Sierra, actually brings me pleasure." "I've never liked Sierra, ever I have no clue why she's out here other than to give hope to stupid people around the world." "Brendan's really the sneakiest bastard I have to worry about. We smile at each other. We hug. I've kissed him on the neck, softly. He's felt my warm steamy breath on his neck, even on the small of his back. But keep your friends close and your enemies closer. That's right, right??" "Taj your teeth are abnormally white too. I bleach mine." |
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One Word Answers |
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Posts: 8 (04/10/09 1:39 AM) |
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Tyson Apostol Lulz |
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Posts: 2 (04/10/09 2:52 AM) |
Tyson's hilarious. <3
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 6103 (04/10/09 2:56 AM) |
it is a mystery wrote:X That sucks bigtime. He must have an advantage or something for the next round. |
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spyzsrvvrcharmd |
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Posts: 1328 (04/10/09 4:05 AM) Registered User |
Some of his quotes are funny. Some are really staged.
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