Or you can call him and tell him you are representing a currently undisclosed group of former Survivors planning to mount a class action law suit against CBS for their "inaccurate, unfair and cruel editing" and would like to know if Coach would be interested in contributing to the case. You could have some fun with that one.
On a side note, doucheguard stated that he posted the auction without consulting with Coach. I wonder if that's truly the case (in which case the guy's a moron) or if that was a CYA since coach is curently under gag order until the finale.
ETA: Doucheguard also seem pretty confident that by the end of the season coach will be viewed in a much more positive light. Why would he be so confident unless coachbag said something in violation of his nondisclosure agreement?
