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Matt C |
So there's a cute guy at my church... |
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I think he could be gay, how should I approach this situation? I honestly think he likes me.
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VillageIdiot |
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You: "Hi"
Him: "Hi" You: "Do you wanna stop by my place and watch this movie about Jesus together?" Him: "sure!" |
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Zzunk |
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As him if he thought it seemed unusual that Jesus only hung out with guys.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
Enough of this kind of crap. Sick and tired of these kidiot-fag posts. (The answer to your question is: just go ask him. Say, "Father, is that a crucifix in your vestments or are you just happy to see me?") Now fuck off. ETA: you little turd. |
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VillageIdiot |
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I change my answer to become exactly like Scruffy's
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Zzunk |
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The Father has spoken. Now obey.
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airshowpilot |
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Are you catholic? If so, ask the Father. He'll know.
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ScruffyGuy |
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The Crest Whitestrips Advanced Seal are making my front teeth a bit sensitive to hot and cold liquids, so I'm easily annoyed.
But my smile is simply dazzling. Not that I really smile much. Just in case, though. |
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robbiefan |
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ScruffyGuy wrote: Is that how you get guys? Smile your pearly whites at him? |
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ghettofabman |
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Matt C wrote: Wait until he steps down from giving the morning sermon from the pulpit and ask? |
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ScruffyGuy |
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It's the whole package, dude -- but not JUST the package.
Being masculine helps a lot. I cannot stress this enough: butch it up. I'm well-groomed at all times. My beard is short and neat and tidy. I have large, green eyes and the recent addition of glasses makes them stand out. I don't hang my head, I make eye contact, I don't slouch and I walk with confidence. I smell clean and manly and never, ever use cologne or artificial scents -- a whiff of shampoo or fabric softener and that's it. Also, word gets out that I have a nice dick and I'm super-easy and a filthy tramp. Reputation is everything. |
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iltwaaf |
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Dress up like Liza Minnelli.
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HazelEyes48 |
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Better yet, dress up like Jesus himself.
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srvivrfreakevelrich |
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bobbyjon?
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Crappysucks |
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Are these stupid fucking posts supposed to be amusing, because they aren't.
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UrbanSprawl |
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ask if he wants to make baby Jesus cry together
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Yeaster |
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Just strike up a conversation and see where it goes.
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unduli clone |
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I think all gay questions should be redirected to the "going to a gay club alone" thread. It's the safe haven of OT gays and if you browse the 40
pages has plenty of questions to your answers that we don't need new topics for.
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