SurvivorArctic wrote:
I actually thought it was one of the women who was screaming like her pubes were caught in ringer washer.
Maybe that is just me though.
Well, it was that or one of a man who just zipped his peen up in his zipper.
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Posts: 5081 (02/27/09 12:42 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Well, it was that or one of a man who just zipped his peen up in his zipper. |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 5301 (02/27/09 12:42 AM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote:Fine. Benjamin "Coach" Wade Mister Hypocritical Needs to be shot, thrice. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15153 (02/27/09 12:44 AM) Not a team player
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^^^Yay!
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5082 (02/27/09 12:46 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Oh how I wish hence coach fall, impaled on razor sharp fence blood and bone galore glee |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15154 (02/27/09 12:46 AM) Not a team player
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Tribal Council Wish
Confused and alone, shivering in fear and pain, the Fat lady sings. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5083 (02/27/09 12:47 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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These haiku's are damn addictive. Can they rhyme? or no?
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15155 (02/27/09 12:50 AM) Not a team player
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They can do whatever you want them to.
I am considering a limerick next! |
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Miles Edgeworth |
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Posts: 1352 (02/27/09 12:50 AM) |
They dont have to, but you can if you want to.
They only need the 5-7-5 scheme to work |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
A better wish | ||
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Posts: 5084 (02/27/09 12:50 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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A silky shark swims by glint of ponytail reflected in black eye a splash he's gone bye |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 17230 (02/27/09 12:51 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
SurvivorArctic wrote:I was like, huh? 
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 5303 (02/27/09 12:52 AM) |
JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:The only rule is 5 syllables, then 7, then 5. Candace gets last laugh, As Ponderosa awaits. Coach. "BLINDSIDED! NICE!" |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5085 (02/27/09 12:52 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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SurvivorArctic wrote: Im in- let's do this. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5086 (02/27/09 12:56 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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There once was a man name of Coach Watching Survivor he failed to take notes He bossed people around And very soon he found Voted off and tourch snuffed by Probst |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 5304 (02/27/09 12:56 AM) |
JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:Beautiful. |
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Posts: 1038 (02/27/09 12:57 AM) Registered user |
There once was a douchebag named Coache
Who reminded us all of a roache A Renaissance man Was his own biggest fan His Twitness is beyond reproach |
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Posts: 4167 (02/27/09 12:58 AM) Registered user |
JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:Guy like Coach? I doubt it would reach. His whole being screams (that's a primal scream, by the way) pencil-dick. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5087 (02/27/09 1:03 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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There once was a douche named Wade His challenge skills needed aid He wanted to lead But him they don't need So soon a goodbye he was bade |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5088 (02/27/09 1:04 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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lizzo1 wrote:
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5089 (02/27/09 1:10 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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There once was a loud primal scream He claimed it let off some steam It was not of frustration But born of elation From tender butthole reamed |
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 willsucks402 |
Re: I demand that you all now call me Coach. | ||
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Posts: 8464 (02/27/09 1:45 AM) Registered User |
micronesia wrote:I so agree I am partial to settees myself. |
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