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Posts: 1266 (02/26/09 11:54 PM) Registered User |
Coach has the makings to be one of the most hated Survivor castaways of all time.
This thread will easily reach Monster Island levels by the end of this season, and that includes if he gets voted out next week. |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 5295 (02/26/09 11:55 PM) |
How much of a surprise is it that micronesia is rooting for the man who wants a tiara?
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 SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15146 (02/27/09 12:04 AM) Not a team player
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Hate, A Haiku
Your anus, he spies with twisted glee and mirth, Coach, Teller of Lies. |
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micronesia |
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Posts: 344 (02/27/09 12:05 AM) |
He really wants one, Thailand, he really does...
You should stick to http://www.babytv.jp/ for another couple of years. Then we`ll give adult TV another try, ok? I know it`s tough when people say stuff, but dont really mean it, but you`ll get the hang of it eventually... |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5071 (02/27/09 12:10 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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SurvivorArctic wrote: I hate his hair I spite I glare die soon painful slowly I will shorn your hair like so many sheep death |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15148 (02/27/09 12:16 AM) Not a team player
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Another Hate Haiku
spider aches, Coach regurgitates, stumbling blind nauseating dwarfs |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 17866 (02/27/09 12:18 AM) Registered user |
Why haven't we nicknamed him "Coachwaffle" yet?
You people disgust me! |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 5299 (02/27/09 12:18 AM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote:Fixed. 5 7 5 |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5074 (02/27/09 12:22 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Lay in sand, cover head
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Utopian |
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Posts: 5748 (02/27/09 12:23 AM) Registered User |
This guy is such a wanker.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15149 (02/27/09 12:23 AM) Not a team player
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do not EVER fix a haiku of hate lest YOU become my target.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15150 (02/27/09 12:25 AM) Not a team player
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WylDawg wrote: Because he is DOUCHEBAG. So he is a COACHEBAG because of it. He is worse than Twatwaffle and, quite frankly, it would actually be an insult to Twatwaffle to compare him to this douche. WHY MUST YOU VEX ME??? |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 17226 (02/27/09 12:29 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Maybe he's got head lice living in there.
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 12666 (02/27/09 12:29 AM) Registered user |
But, but...the Renaissance Man CoachBag let out a scream and it was PRIMAL!
-SJ™ |
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kkadai123 |
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Posts: 3 (02/27/09 12:32 AM) |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 8255 (02/27/09 12:33 AM) Registered User |
kkadai123 wrote: THIS. |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 17228 (02/27/09 12:34 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
The editors are giving him too much credit. Please limit him to one confessional per episode. I really don't need to see him have a million confessionals.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15151 (02/27/09 12:35 AM) Not a team player
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Consider yourself
reported. Just now. By me. (obviously for the SPAMMER, not CG <3) |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5079 (02/27/09 12:37 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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SuperJude wrote: He didn't even have to explain that to me. As soon as I heard the scream I filed it under "primal" as opposed to a "normal" scream. It's similar to a mother with the cries of her suckling infant- we know the cries that mean hungry, tired, etc.. I have the same sort of six-sence when a douchebag screams. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15152 (02/27/09 12:39 AM) Not a team player
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I actually thought it was one of the women who was screaming like her pubes were caught in ringer washer.
Maybe that is just me though. |
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