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Posts: 75 (05/15/09 1:45 AM) |
Wherd SJ,
Biggest Vile-Vinegar-Double-Delectable-Deucheity-Deuche Bag EVER One of Coach's friends posted here that Coach has a Trust Fund. I would not work a 9-5 if I did not have to. |
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Posts: 475 (05/15/09 1:54 AM) |
Hey SJ, ..SA will have a record for the biggest thread...lol...what ever happened to ...aaahhh ferget it... SJ,, I have been all over this place,,,,but im
back.....sorry...kick me in the nuts.
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Posts: 33 (05/15/09 2:06 AM) |
Yeah, You either love him or hate him. He certainly is a larger than life character, painfully annoying bit his entertainment was priceless.
Coach will forever be entrenched in the survivor hall of shame. The noble warrior has been defeated! |
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Posts: 8525 (05/15/09 2:17 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
I'm happy he is out for good!!! He feels weak during his day in Exile.
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Posts: 1098 (05/15/09 2:24 AM) Registered user |
Seriously...nobody loves this douchebag. That love him or hate him crap is the biggest bunch of bullshit on these boards.
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blistering |
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Posts: 4216 (05/15/09 2:24 AM) Registered user |
I like how the guy who supposedly escaped from Amazonian cannibals and kayaked half the world had so much trouble with those knots.
That hook stick he built was also the most pathetic thing I've seen in a while. |
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 13020 (05/15/09 2:26 AM) Registered user |
blistering wrote: Nah, I tend to ignore most of what Probst says. I've never really appreciated his opinion, ever since his opinion of Chris overshadowed what could have been a great finale. He will always try to pump up the characters and the season even if it's utter dogshit. Of COURSE he wants to be on the Coachbag love wagon, as everybody hates Coachbag 
RS: Whattup homie! Did you learn your lesson about trying to be friends with the useless fuckers in OT yet? |
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Posts: 6825 (05/15/09 2:26 AM) |
blistering wrote:You must have missed Coach's poem at TC. |
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Posts: 4218 (05/15/09 2:34 AM) Registered user |
Thailandsurvivor wrote:Unfortunately not, but by the time it rolled around, it was only the most pathetic thing I had seen in a few minutes. SJ, you really think he's doing it to be contrarian? I alway got that "My show is so awesome. No really. It is it is it is!" kind of vibe. But admittedly, I could be wrong as I try to think about it as little as possible. |
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blistering |
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Posts: 4219 (05/15/09 2:47 AM) Registered user |
There's more Assistant Coach in the second Ponderosa vid. Coach gets to see a video from him on that mobile phone. He's saying: "The house is too quiet without you, you know I was going to wear a suit just for you because I'm sure you're missing
it."
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 13022 (05/15/09 3:01 AM) Registered user |
As I skipped over the Coachbag segments during the family visit, I didn't realize they brought some random dude, I thought they brought in his brother. Now
THAT fully illustrates what a scumbag this dude is. Thunder D he was not.
blistering, I really don't know with Probst and I'm sure it's like you said, his show is THE BEST, every season is THE BEST and if he likes a character by god we'd better ALL like that character! I remember during Guatemala they had Rupert on the morning show they do on CBS. This was around F10 or so. He said he thought StepheME was playing a poor social game and the guy hosting said "whoa...everybody loves Steph", echoing what Probsts was trying to push. In fact, they didn't all love StepheME. Never listen to the talking heads I guess. On a side note, my asthma is really acting up and I do hope you people appreciate the EFFORT it takes to post! -SJ™ |
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BortBort |
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Posts: 1010 (05/15/09 3:17 AM) |
About fucking time the fucktard got voted off. Too bad he has already ruined the season...I really don't care what happens from here on out cos I don't
care about the contestants. I almost turned off the show several times during that episode because it was just too painful. Too many Coach confessionals. Way
too much Coach.
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blistering |
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Posts: 4220 (05/15/09 3:17 AM) Registered user |
lol, yeah, it wasn't just any random dude though, it was his former "Assistant Coach". SA posted the link to the coaching staff page at his
former coaching gig. It showed that guy, a few other assistant coaches and a black spot for head coach label "TBD."
That visit was full of lunacy. He said there is no one he'd rather have out there sharing the experience than his "Assistant Coach". He also told AC in a moment of marvel, that the rest of the tribe started calling him the "Dragon Slayer." Obviously he just wanted a crony sharing the screen with him and not family that overshadows him. But I hate this guy even more after he was evicted. In the Ponderosa vids he's bitter as hell and is even more in his "nobel warrior" mode than before he was booted. When Sierra, Tyson, and Brendan showed up in Ponderosa, they left the game behind and just had fun together. Not so with coach. Coach was bitter and wished that he only had to share the camp with only Tyson and Debbie. Coach hate redoubled! |
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Posts: 480 (05/15/09 3:34 AM) |
Yo SJ,,,yeah...I guess I have learnt my lesson.....you know damn well I was yer buddy?
RS: Whattup homie! Did you learn your lesson about trying to be friends with the useless fuckers in OT yet? They are a pile of dog doo. |
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Posts: 1012 (05/15/09 3:42 AM) |
I also hate the fact that all these mindless fuckers have decided to create useless Coach threads since he was booted. Honestly, he already took over a season
of Survivor, does he have to take over Sucks as well? DIE COACH!
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 13025 (05/15/09 3:46 AM) Registered user |
BortBort wrote:Let that illustrate just how useless most of the posters here truly are and why I tend to treat most of them with sheer disgust. Between all the new threads and the idiot posts from the OT'ers, it's fucking mind numbing. At least this season will have a decent winner. I'd be happy with any of the 4 winning, though I do love that Stephen was SO CARING and SO CONCERNED that he voted Coachbag the fuck out of the game
-SJ™ |
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Posts: 111 (05/15/09 3:53 AM) |
GOODBYE DOUCHE
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 3502 (05/15/09 3:59 AM) |
CAO BOI AND COACH FOR AMAZING RACE PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posts: 1232 (05/15/09 4:45 AM) |
*in the middle of watching the episode*
the coach-exile scene made me question why i watch survivor. seriously, it made me feel dumber then i do when i watch porn that tries to have a story. it makes me dumber then i do when i hear 50cent lyrics. why didnt they just vote off coach in the beginning to save the season? why do they let mental patients on the show? why is jeff probst so fucking stupid? why do people "love to hate" annoying lunatics that ruin good tv? why is my favorite show going this direction? and if it is, whats the fucking point in watching the next season? why are we here? this crap honestly makes me depressed |
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Posts: 1233 (05/15/09 5:00 AM) |
and what pisses me off more is that he claims to have asthma. YOU DONT HAVE FUCKING ASTHMA YOU PIECE OF SHIT. "asthma" doesnt mean "severe
coughing" and ieven if it did he wouldnt have it.
asthma is a genetic fucking disease that i had when i was a kid (i dont have it anymore gradually dissappeared during puberty which is common apparently and while i still officially have it i never notice it). i used to cough so much and so hard id fucking PUKE (literally). that shit was painful and worse then anything that piece of shit has ever been through (that doesnt mean it was that hard, coach hasnt been through shit) AND he lied about FUCKING CANCER which is 10000000000000000000000000x worse hurting janis feelings 10000000000000000000000000x [  ] more then he hurt
mine with his asthma bs. FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT how THE HELL can probst call him HARMLESS?
im so sorry over yout loss jani
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