star jumper wrote:It was priceless when they lost the Kayaking trip!
Hilarious!
Crystal Cox does better in challenges than he does.
2 Kudos
- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
Coachebag...Douche Bag for All Seasons
| Started By | Comment | ||
|---|---|---|---|
 wmdaggie |
|||
|
Posts: 2100 (04/23/09 1:00 PM) |
|
||
|
LadyGrinningSoul |
|||
|
Posts: 330 (04/23/09 1:03 PM) |
Oh dear God, I forgot about the family visit... Please please PLEASE let Coach be voted off before we have to view an hour of sheer assholery from the
self-proclaimed demi-gods known as the Wade Brothers.
|
||
|
Eugene Schwindlemyer |
|||
|
Posts: 929 (04/23/09 1:27 PM) |
|
||
|
TxPurpleSky |
|||
|
Posts: 2 (04/23/09 1:56 PM) |
Coach the Roach everywhere! Where's a giant can of Raid when you need it? |
||
|
JaniTholeMyDolly |
|||
|
Posts: 6117 (04/23/09 2:04 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
|
wmdaggie wrote: WMDAGGIE!!!!! Hey!!! Long time no see. ;) |
||
|
wmdaggie |
|||
|
Posts: 2101 (04/23/09 2:11 PM) |
JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:I was going to hibernate until BB, but I knew this guy was gonna get Slain on Sucks, so I just had to peek in on Ya'll. I am not Disapointed. I actually want him to stay and get NO votes at F2. Jebusantagodiclause he is a douche! 
Hope you are well Jani! |
||
|
jumpingbum |
|||
|
Posts: 130 (04/23/09 2:13 PM) |
JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: Sorry to disappoint you, but that ain't me. |
||
|
JaniTholeMyDolly |
|||
|
Posts: 6118 (04/23/09 2:22 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
|
LadyGrinningSoul wrote: Oh weeping Jesus on the cross can you imagine that shit?? Before the challenge starts: "We'll win it Jeff, we both tested genius IQs at the age of 10 and finished college at the age of 12" During the challenge: "We've got this, Pete, we were doing this when we were 6 weeks old!" After the challenge: (Pete) " Jeff, before I go can I talk to you about this film project I have in the works? It's all about this guy......" Jeff cuts him off: "Fuck off !" |
||
|
JaniTholeMyDolly |
|||
|
Posts: 6119 (04/23/09 2:24 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
|
wmdaggie wrote: I normally do that also- but this board is just as fun. =) I hope you're well also- good to see you here! The douchiness of Coach binds us all..... |
||
|
MikeHaggarKJ |
|||
|
Posts: 995 (04/23/09 2:24 PM) |
funny how jumpinddumb ONLY posts when hes going to explain that those ghosties AREN'T him
edit LOL that roach chop with sierra screaming is so fucking perfect
Last Edited By: MikeHaggarKJ
04/24/09 12:24 PM.
Edited 1 times.
|
||
|
JaniTholeMyDolly |
|||
|
Posts: 6120 (04/23/09 2:29 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
|
jumpingbum wrote: You're a big fat liar and are TOTALLY BUSTED in the "Coach ownage" thread so fuck off ya dos c.unt!!! All your preaching "Jesus" was BULLSHIT AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT. You're a fraud and a phony. No wonder you like that dildo Coach- you lie just as much as he does. Nice job. I am sure the doors to heaven will swing open for your dumb ass. |
||
|
LadyGrinningSoul |
|||
|
Posts: 331 (04/23/09 2:30 PM) |
I'm lovin' the roach/Coach chops. That's just perfect for him. Roachbag seething hatred!
|
||
|
Eric in San Diego |
|||
|
Posts: 120 (04/23/09 2:47 PM) |
Ol' Ben can get fired from being a "Coach", but ROACH is permanent!
Perfect scenario: Roach Wade is striving to climb a tower in some elaborate challenge when SSsssst! He's hit in the neck with some sort of dart! He falls to the ground heavily, and lies there groaning...out of the brush comes a group of pygmy warriors!! THE SAME PYGMYS HE HAD ESCAPED FROM BEFORE!! While the crew continues filming, the warriors tie the still groggy Roach to a pole and begin to carry him away. One of the warriors shouts something and the procession halts...he walks up to Roach and slaps him in the face, then pulls a knife and proceeds to ........... you get the idea... |
||
 blistering |
|||
|
Posts: 3819 (04/23/09 3:37 PM) Registered user |
TxPurple, that's a heck of a 2nd post at sucks. Nice job!
|
||
|
TxPurpleSky |
|||
|
Posts: 4 (04/23/09 5:03 PM) |
Thank you. I'm a long-time lurker who finally got brave enough to post.
I love all of your work by the way... especially Whack-A-Coach. It's too hard though. I've only gotten the chainsaw once.
|
||
|
samsgap |
|||
|
Posts: 3452 (04/23/09 5:06 PM) This is so supernatural!! |
TxPurpleSky wrote: Good stuff!!!
|
||
|
Mega64 |
|||
|
Posts: 10087 (04/23/09 5:46 PM) Registered User |
I remember when I was actually excited to watch Survivor.
Ben Wade has ruined that for me. Now the only thing I have to look forward to is his inevitable death. |
||
|
growsonwalls |
|||
|
Posts: 3326 (04/23/09 6:05 PM) Registered user |
It's before the opening credits and I already hate him this episode. The way he talks to Sierra is nauseating.
|
||
|
GwenRaiden |
|||
|
Posts: 74 (04/23/09 6:06 PM) |
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit watching that!
|
||
|
GwenRaiden |
|||
|
Posts: 75 (04/23/09 6:08 PM) |
Oh Lord, Coach is doing his Ching Dai again!
|
||
- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
