Coach Douche needs his fuggin head examined . The guy is a walking talking LUNATIC.
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Coachebag...Douche Bag for All Seasons
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 Mrpoopypants |
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 TroubleInTampa |
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Posts: 5046 (04/23/09 8:52 AM) Registered user |
Takes one to know one.
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BackBayBerries |
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Posts: 420 (04/23/09 9:02 AM) Registered user |
I guess I should clarify my experience throwing balls at clay tiles. Typically the tiles are coming at me. And the balls are on fire. 
Whoever wrote those fake twitters is hilarious. |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 376 (04/23/09 9:11 AM) |
TroubleInTampa wrote: What are you 12 ? |
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srvivrfreakevelrich |
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Posts: 927 (04/23/09 9:15 AM) Admin |
Mrpoopypants wrote:probably! |
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srvivrfreakevelrich |
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Posts: 928 (04/23/09 9:16 AM) Admin |
BortBort wrote: just quoting chris crocker.......... kiss my ass, and eat my good ol cornhole! |
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SucksSucks |
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Posts: 550 (04/23/09 9:21 AM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote: Are you sure? The funny thing is, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if that really was Coach and he was serious about it. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16719 (04/23/09 9:46 AM) Not a team player
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Where Coach is concerned, is one ever sure?
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it is a mystery |
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Posts: 2008 (04/23/09 9:57 AM) |
Coach's awesomeness has inspired the biggest thread by a mile this season.
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 377 (04/23/09 9:59 AM) |
^^^^ Ummmm... ya might wanna read what people say in the posts of this thread... Not much about his awesomeness :\ But I'm pretty sure you must have been
joking :)
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 115 (04/23/09 10:38 AM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote: I am sure he is the King of all Douches...I'm sure he's one of the most annoying fucktards in history...I'm sure that he's a lying liar telling lies...I'm sure that he's a delusional megalomaniacal egotist...see? There's LOTS to be sure about ol' Ben "Dover" Wade. |
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 12896 (04/23/09 10:42 AM) Registered user |
Mrpoopypants wrote: it is a mystery is legendary. -SJ™ |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16720 (04/23/09 10:46 AM) Not a team player
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Eric in San Diego wrote: Aaaaah...but are you absolutely sure that is all there is Coach? Like, 100000% sure that you have covered all the aspects that have congealed into a frothy mess that make up the douche bag known as "Coach"? I think not. |
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 116 (04/23/09 11:07 AM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote:There's no way I could document all of the repellent aspects of this pseudo-mystic prevaricator without help and a lot of bandwidth. Suffice it to say that he has now crept up to within an eyelash of the same level of hatred I reserve for Fairplay... |
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wmdaggie |
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Posts: 2098 (04/23/09 12:25 PM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote:And before IT is accused of being my ghostdick...NOT! I have turned over a new leaf SA (I actually think he cut and pasted one of my missives from a couple years back). |
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LadyGrinningSoul |
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Posts: 328 (04/23/09 12:35 PM) |
So, another Thursday is here and I'm not too excited about watching Survivor. This steaming pile of horseshit has ruined the season for me. I'll keep
watching in the hopes that Coachebag meets either a hideously painful death or at least gets voted out in the most humiliating manner ever. Good going casting
for bringing us the biggest dickhead reality tv's ever seen, and thank you editors for shoving his bullshit in our faces for most of every episode. Coach
makes my skin crawl.
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 6269 (04/23/09 12:44 PM) |
Since I'm too lazy to chop this, Coach is now a couch.
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wmdaggie |
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Posts: 2099 (04/23/09 12:44 PM) |
LadyGrinningSoul wrote:Funny would be a band of Amazonian Pygmies actually hearing his shit stories and coming and grabbing his ass! And please please mr. pygmy, asshole first! |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 6270 (04/23/09 12:46 PM) |
Thailandsurvivor wrote:
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blistering |
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Posts: 3818 (04/23/09 12:53 PM) Registered user |
Kind of a crappy chop I did early in the season, but I figured I'd repost it to keep with the roach theme.
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
