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gervasemyman		#2321	[-]
Posts: 780 (04/01/09 5:44 AM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hopefully he's like a cat..
bryanpasa		#2322	[-]
Posts: 461 (04/01/09 5:46 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	gervasemyman wrote: Hopefully he's like a cat.. He has 9 lives and it is his last chance right now
gervasemyman		#2323	[-]
Posts: 781 (04/01/09 6:21 AM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fucking seriously.
LadyGrinningSoul		#2324	[-]
Posts: 316 (04/01/09 6:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	blistering wrote: This Probst interview was posted in the spoilers forum (no spoilers though). It's an interview by the Vancouver Sun. http://www.vancouversun.c...ivors/1447783/story.html href="http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Jeff+Probst+surviving+Survivors/1447783/story.html" target=_blank>http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Jeff+Probst+surviving+Survivors/1447783/story.html It looks like Coach has more stories up his sleeve: "At an upcoming, soon-to-air tribal council, Probst says Coach talks about having survived a near-death experience in the Amazon. Something involving being kidnapped by native Indians and almost killed. "I said, 'Is that really true?'" Probst said, recalling his incredulity at the moment. "He said, 'Yes! I've been almost killed nine times!' Do I believe him? I have no idea. Part of me wants to. That's the appeal of this guy." Probst is just dead wrong on this one. Appeal? Coach's only appeal to us is that we hope week after week that he gets taken down by multiple lightning strikes, a komodo dragon or a giant boa constrictor. When it comes to an internal bullshit detector, Coachebag has none whatsoever. He really believes that all this shit happened to him. But for even practiced bullshitters or habitual liars, there would have to be a sense of, "gee, doesn't this sound like utter crap, even to me?" going on in their head. Not him, not at all. Coach is the viewers' laughingstock.
I0dine		#2325	[-]
Posts: 1084 (04/01/09 7:01 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coach sucks.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#2326	[-]
Posts: 5780 (04/01/09 10:40 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thailandsurvivor wrote: skeetervalentine wrote: OK after much soul searching and anal sex, I've finally come to a conclusion that I must share with all of you. I know this may come as a shock to most of you but... I think I am in love with Coach. I know I said a bunch of nasty things about him, but I guess deep down I really did LOVE him. He is the epitome of a MAN and the way he ponytail flips around.. it makes me so hot. I look up to him and everytime I get chased by a shark I will remember what he did and I will survive now. He is my hero. HERE I AM.. JANITHEMOLEDOLLY SAYING THAT I LOVE COACH! AND EVERY POST AFTER THIS THAT MAY SEEM LIKE ME SAYING I HATE HIM IS ABSOLUTELY FALSE. Sorry, I'm taking meds. Hi plat! Plat wouldn't do that.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#2327	[-]
Posts: 5781 (04/01/09 10:42 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	blistering wrote: This Probst interview was posted in the spoilers forum (no spoilers though). It's an interview by the Vancouver Sun. http://www.vancouversun.c...ivors/1447783/story.html href="http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Jeff+Probst+surviving+Survivors/1447783/story.html" target=_blank>http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Jeff+Probst+surviving+Survivors/1447783/story.html It looks like Coach has more stories up his sleeve: "At an upcoming, soon-to-air tribal council, Probst says Coach talks about having survived a near-death experience in the Amazon. Something involving being kidnapped by native Indians and almost killed. "I said, 'Is that really true?'" Probst said, recalling his incredulity at the moment. "He said, 'Yes! I've been almost killed nine times!' Do I believe him? I have no idea. Part of me wants to. That's the appeal of this guy." I think I have that page of the journals I found. I will be adding it to the Journal Thread after the show airs.
Thailandsurvivor		#2328	[-]
Posts: 5938 (04/01/09 10:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: Plat wouldn't do that. Uh, skeeter is plat's ghostie.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#2329	[-]
Posts: 5782 (04/01/09 10:49 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LadyGrinningSoul wrote: blistering wrote: This Probst interview was posted in the spoilers forum (no spoilers though). It's an interview by the Vancouver Sun. http://www.vancouversun.c...ivors/1447783/story.html href="http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Jeff+Probst+surviving+Survivors/1447783/story.html" target=_blank>http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Jeff+Probst+surviving+Survivors/1447783/story.html It looks like Coach has more stories up his sleeve: "At an upcoming, soon-to-air tribal council, Probst says Coach talks about having survived a near-death experience in the Amazon. Something involving being kidnapped by native Indians and almost killed. "I said, 'Is that really true?'" Probst said, recalling his incredulity at the moment. "He said, 'Yes! I've been almost killed nine times!' Do I believe him? I have no idea. Part of me wants to. That's the appeal of this guy." Probst is just dead wrong on this one. Appeal? Coach's only appeal to us is that we hope week after week that he gets taken down by multiple lightning strikes, a komodo dragon or a giant boa constrictor. When it comes to an internal bullshit detector, Coachebag has none whatsoever. He really believes that all this shit happened to him. But for even practiced bullshitters or habitual liars, there would have to be a sense of, "gee, doesn't this sound like utter crap, even to me?" going on in their head. Not him, not at all. Coach is the viewers' laughingstock. I think he has some sort of mental disorder- mythomania of course, and habitual liar. But there's something else going. The only 2 fans he has are also bat-shit crazy- diddler and jizzingcum. That right there tells you something.
platinumtlc		#2330	[-]
Posts: 8801 (04/01/09 11:12 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	@ Thailand Hi Jani :D
JaniTholeMyDolly		#2331	[-]
Posts: 5786 (04/01/09 12:20 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	platinumtlc wrote: @ Thailand Hi Jani :D =) Hey Plat. I though you were mad at me or summat.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#2332	[-]
Posts: 17715 (04/01/09 1:26 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Plat wants to lick Coach's chest. barf
GoHomeAndEatYoRice		#2333	[-]
Posts: 355 (04/01/09 1:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Icky Yuck.
Baby VOX		#2334	[-]
Posts: 44 (04/01/09 1:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Gross.
Mrpoopypants		#2335	[-]
Posts: 168 (04/01/09 2:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ya know. We bash on him and joke about him and we hate him... truth is though Coach obviously has some kind of organic brain disorder. He needs help. I still cant shake the way he was talking to Sierra and how noone , not one of them told him to fuck off. The guy is a whack job and they may very well fear he will do something crazy and harm them.
ribald2008		#2336	[-]
Posts: 1192 (04/01/09 2:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Feeling sorry for him?
SurvivorArctic		#2337	[-]
Posts: 16112 (04/01/09 2:08 PM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Organic brain disorder Sooooo true. But don't worry, these feelings of pity will pass when we watch his very own tribe turn on him tomorrow night. That had better not be a red herring by the editors >:\
Mrpoopypants		#2338	[-]
Posts: 169 (04/01/09 2:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No .. not feeling sorry at all. I would like to see him get a knot on his head. but noone in this group will do it .. well maybe JT LOL OR MERHAG! shes evil:\
Baby VOX		#2339	[-]
Posts: 55 (04/01/09 2:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This would be genius if it was all an act. Sadly we all know it isn't.
Mrpoopypants		#2340	[-]
Posts: 170 (04/01/09 2:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I would like to see him (Coach goofyface) thrown off the show ... while hes standing telling some big stupid lie just have a producer come in and say ya know what you fucking nutball get out of here noone believes your bs and we arent going to air any more footage with you in it .. and then as hes leaving push him real hard from behind

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