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Two things I have been thinking about this lovely Tuesday morning:

1) I'm curious if the pattern will continue that the only dead bodies that are found (so far Hunter and Kelly) are ones who are not involved in the wedding. I really think we're going to end up seeing a totally gruesome wedding scene where all the wedding party and guests are in place... as corpses. Maybe even cousin Ben's head will take a spot in a pew. Under this theory it would still be possible that other characters will witness the deaths of people in the wedding, but their bodies would have to be left behind for the killer to take. Other bodies that could be discovered by the guests would be Nikki, Shane, Jimmy and Sheriff. And maybe the bottom half of Uncle Marty. Also, this would fit with what Sean Rogerson (Booth) said about seeing Booth again. Sure, we'll see his dead body standing up with all the other groomsmen, the headless reverend, etc. I think this would totally fit the Abby-is-deranged (though not necessarily the killer - that could be Sheriff) scenario, where Henry is forced to put on his tux and walk down the aisle to find her waiting for him under the veil. But wait, Trish isn't really dead and she saves the day and she and Henry can live happily ever after even though all their friends and family are dead.

2) I think in some way the cause or method of death relates back to a flaw or sin that the killer perceives the victims to have or have committed. I don't know enough about Ben or the Reverend, but Uncle Marty was a womanizer and his whole bottom half was cut off (CBS may have had a hard time showing a castration). Kelly was depressed and vandalized her own body in her obsession with Wakefield, so she was hung and her eyes were "tattooed" red. Lucy was shallow, so her beauty was burned off. Hunter was vain and greedy, so his handsome face was shot off and he died next to a bag of money. And Joel. Well, Joel was lame, so he died in a lame way. Maybe some of those are a stretch, but let's see if the deaths fit this pattern as we go on. Maybe Malcolm will be poisoned or get stuck in some sort of trap that only a fat person would get stuck in. Maybe Richard and/or Katherine will have some sort of S&M related-death. Maybe Madison will get burned through a magnifying glass or stabbed with a broken teacup or impaled by a ouija board. Ok, maybe not that one, but you get the idea.