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Update!

So as I said earlier I was checking merkyl's premises -- well, I've spent the past several hours blocking any potential escape routes and chopping down a fairly sizable tree that happened to block one of his windows. After that I got all gross and sweaty!! As that is NOT how I want to meet my future soul-mate, I managed to enter my future home and use his shower while he was working. I made sure to use all the scents that way I could smell just like him!! (We apparently both love freesia! Can you say meant to be?)

I'm now outside behind the remnants of his tree. I've been sending him PM's all evening long telling him I have a surprise for him and that he is going to be the happiest man in the entire world... so it's only a matter of time until he comes home!! Once he does come home I am going to send him a PM saying to come outside... and then I shall jump from behind the fallen tree and exclaim "COCKSUCKER". Just think... we shall share a board inside joke together! It will prove to be a laugh riot, I expect.

After we're done chuckling most merrily, I shall tear off his clothes and make him mine forever and ever.