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StarringAmy |
Women who are not single! |
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What do you do for your husband or boyfriend or girlfriend for Valentine's Day besides fucking them or making love?
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DeadTwista |
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Try giving them a hammer to crush your oversized useless head.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Only a cunt would do anything less.
(Blowjobs are not less.) |
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bucking fitch |
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I let him have the remote for the ENTIRE DAY!
I'm giving like that. |
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NotQuiteDeadYet |
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stay single.
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DeadTwista |
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Would still cave in bucking's head! I know you didnt want to give over the remote!
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Amy, if you want a serious answer... I got him basketball tickets :)
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ScruffyGuy |
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You know, even single women can make an effort to go out and MAKE A DIFFERENCE in some poor slob's life on Valentine's Day.
Don't forget to swallow. No one will ever know. Just you and him. |
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The Annoying Hater |
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I assume most sit on their ass eating chocolate and complaining about the shitty gift they got. But I could be wrong
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bucking fitch |
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You're talking one of those Fisher Price hammers, right?
:squintyeyes: |
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peanuts4444 |
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Nothing.... Valentine's is not a big deal around here..... I got him a card....he'll forget until I give him the card.... then he'll take me out to
dinner and think he's a hero
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zippityboomboom |
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I am at a loss as to what to get my SO. I told him to not get me anything, but I don't think he'll follow that.
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nomellons |
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Nothing, nada, zippo. I don't think we have exchanged Valentine's gifts in 20 years.
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I Love Lucidity |
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We always have dinner at our favo place. He always gets me flowers and I always get him chocolate truffles from Ethel's Chocolate.
Even though we do the same thing every year.. I wouldn't change a thing. |
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shrewlaura |
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I bought him a gift even though we agreed not to (it was only $30 and I told him so he wouldn't be pissed that I broke the rule) and I'll probably give
him some combo of flowers/chocolate/card.
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managerr |
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We have this thread every fucking year....take a look at the archives or something...
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pinkdolphin |
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We get each other something we want. Like DVD's or CD's. No dumb stuffed animals or flowers that die the next day.
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hollybear141414 |
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It's so sad that I've never had a date on valentines day and it's my freaking birthday! ::kills self::
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lurkylurky |
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Imaginary people need tickets to get into sporting events now. Weird.
Amy is the anti-beyonce. |
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hossc |
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It's so sad that I've never had a date on valentines day and it's my freaking birthday! ::kills self:: Hey, how YOU doin'? |
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nedloh3 |
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Add a little low self esteem to that quote & you're guaranteed some action hoss.
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