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I think I may have moved so far into Sree hate that I've gone all the way through into Sree love. Or love to hate. Or more precisely, love to see the housemates trapped in a house with him.

I caught him and Karly on the feeds together last night and I could not stop laughing. I came in during the middle, so I'm not sure exactly how it started, but she was in t.ears, possibly because he may or may not have compared her to a hard mango. (Sree's metaphors seething <3!)

And he kept, like, sticking his fingers all in her eyes, wiping away her t.ears and rubbing her face raw with the sleeve of his robe. All the while keeping up a running monologue on the meaning of life and how smoking gives you breast cancer and mango juice helps alcoholism and her boyfriend is a dickhead. And he WOULD NOT STOP touching her face.

And then he forcefed her yogurt.

It was AWESOME.

He even copped a feel of her arse when they hugged.

Later, he draped himself all over Noirin and kept touching HER face and poked her in the eye. He even grabbed her hand and rubbed it on his face. She was trying so hard to tolerate it, you could tell, but she kept recoiling. AWESOMENESS.

I hope they show it all on the highlights show.

I mean, I still think he's a grasping, groping, needy douchebag and would smack him in real life, and I totally think he knows what he's doing (calculating little shit) but watching the other housemates being forced to tolerate him is high comedy, indeed.

I gleefully anticipate his gigantic meltdown when they all nominate him.