Little People/Midgets/Dwarves.. whatever you call them

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IndifferentCow		#41	[-]
Posts: 2546 (02/04/09 1:18 PM) Huge apathy Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Your guy got bonus points for lip syncing (sp?) and head flicks.
OuijaBroad		#42	[-]
Posts: 7218 (02/04/09 1:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Uh... what about the hip thrusts? MAJOR POINTS FOR THRUSTS. His hips are like magic.
IndifferentCow		#43	[-]
Posts: 2547 (02/04/09 1:22 PM) Huge apathy Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mini Micheal wins on the hip action...Your guy looks like he'd put a hole in drywall. Sorry.
LedbetterYellow		#44	[-]
Posts: 87 (02/04/09 1:24 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I went to high school with a little person. She wasn't very nice... then she got married to a normal sized guy and had a normal sized baby... I always thought that was interesting. The baby was almost as big as her!!! How does that work!???
factoryhurl		#45	[-]
Posts: 5757 (02/04/09 1:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	no one can top this guy he has the moves and the passion....
The Purple Parrot		#46	[-]
Posts: 8833 (02/04/09 1:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There's a little person girl that goes to my school. In fact, she lives in the room next to mine. :O We're neighbors!!! She's very cute. I mean that in the least patronizing way possible in that I actually mean she's a good-looking girl. She's proportionate and everything. One time I was heading for the stairwell and the door leading into it has a window in the top half. Before I reached the door, it flung open and it surprised me cuz I didn't see anybody coming through the window. Lo and behold the little girl comes walking through the door.
OuijaBroad		#47	[-]
Posts: 7219 (02/04/09 1:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	factory I love that little guy! I think that's my guy when he was a kid, just starting out. At least I'm pretty sure.
Visa Declined		#48	[-]
Posts: 4067 (02/04/09 1:52 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Purple Parrot wrote: She's very cute. I mean that in the least patronizing way possible lol
azcanadienne		#49	[-]
Posts: 2765 (02/04/09 1:57 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ObservingEgo wrote: The Station Master posesses savoir. Station Agent - LOVE that movie! Maudie from Unconditional Love is someone I'd love to know too
Baby Please		#50	[-]
Posts: 4833 (02/04/09 2:06 PM) Baby Pees Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	oh.my.god. I almost hit a midget today on my way back form lunch! He was a teenager midget with his buddies and he was on a very small bicycle. he swerved his little midget self on his midget bike right into my lane! thankfully he got his midget self back to the side of the regular size road quickly before my, what must look huge to him truck, ran over his tiny (it wasn't that tiny, in fact it was quite large)ass.
minerva		#51	[-]
Posts: 5316 (02/04/09 2:12 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
airshowpilot		#52	[-]
Posts: 546 (02/04/09 2:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Baby Please wrote: oh.my.god. I almost hit a midget today on my way back form lunch! He was a teenager midget with his buddies and he was on a very small bicycle. he swerved his little midget self on his midget bike right into my lane! thankfully he got his midget self back to the side of the regular size road quickly before my, what must look huge to him truck, ran over his tiny (it wasn't that tiny, in fact it was quite large)ass. Beep, did you eat weedies for lunch?
Baby Please		#53	[-]
Posts: 4835 (02/04/09 2:25 PM) Baby Pees Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wish! BUT if I hit him I could of had a sandwich with a side of midget
airshowpilot		#54	[-]
Posts: 547 (02/04/09 2:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^^ muuhaahaa!!
OuijaBroad		#55	[-]
Posts: 7220 (02/04/09 3:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Baby Please wrote: oh.my.god. I almost hit a midget today on my way back form lunch! He was a teenager midget with his buddies and he was on a very small bicycle. he swerved his little midget self on his midget bike right into my lane! thankfully he got his midget self back to the side of the regular size road quickly before my, what must look huge to him truck, ran over his tiny (it wasn't that tiny, in fact it was quite large)ass. This is why midgets need someone to look out for them. Why.. if that midget was mine, I'd keep him close at all times, maybe even with one of those hand leashes.
Magdalyn		#56	[-]
Posts: 8384 (02/04/09 8:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There is a midget whore in my voice class who has come in 30 minutes late for every class. Then she starts telling us all about how her car was snowed in, or whatever the problem of the day is. She makes a huge, dramatic entrance every week, and then continues talking about herself or asking irrelevant questions for the rest of the class period. This week she actually had the balls to say that the class always seems so short. OF COURSE IT DOES, WHEN YOU COME IN HALFWAY THROUGH AND THEN DISRUPT THE LESSON FOR 30 MINUTES. fat-titted bitch
squashthebeef		#57	[-]
Posts: 16823 (02/04/09 8:29 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They're treacherous little bastards. Soon as your back is turned: Be careful.
Tres Gay		#58	[-]
Posts: 4325 (02/04/09 8:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My greatest burning moment of embarrassment came at the tiny hands of a midget: I was in the Henrico County courthouse tracking down a death certificate. I needed the certificate to bolster my case in a Hatfield-McCoy land dispute with my back door neighbour. I left the records room to get something out of my car and came back in to the building. I was reading the paperwork in my hands and not paying attention. You know how when there is a kid you open the door for them and hold it while they walk under your arm? You don't want the kid squished and half the time they can't open heavy doors anyway. So there I was, reading and walking. I got to the door and I guess felt or glanced a small person standing behind me. Not thinking about it, engrossed in some legal document, I held the door and waited for the kid to pass by under my arm. I was not paying attention to anything other than the papers in my had. After a few seconds a guy cleared his throat and I turned to find a VERY little little-person lawyer dude waiting for me to pass through the door. Jesus Christ I was embarrassed. I didn't know what to do to make it better so I just said "Oh, I'm so sorry." Little Lawyer glared at me.
squashthebeef		#59	[-]
Posts: 16824 (02/04/09 8:35 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tres, when in doubt, punt.
squashthebeef		#60	[-]
Posts: 16825 (02/04/09 8:38 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Are his little feet just the CUTEST!?!?!

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