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MyChemicalShowmance	For Sucksters Hoping to Get Recruited: READ THIS	Lead	[-]
Posts: 1434 (02/04/09 11:39 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Since SJ has been recruited via Survivor Sucks, clearly Spillman et. al. are reading what you people write. If you have future aspirations of being on Survivor, this is your chance to get noticed!! Please fill out the questionnaire below and post it in this thread. And also, notice for recruiters: THIS THREAD IS FOR YOU!!! We'll be making your lives even easier. No more driving to the gym or supermarket or ice cream truck to recruit players for the next season of Survivor. You can do it all right here! So, anywho, back to the questionnaire for those who are dying to get recruited: --------------------------------------------------------- 1) What nickname would you want on the show? 2) Tell something about yourself that we could use to make you look "interesting" on the show. 3) In one sentence, please summarize your strategy. 4) List all previous modeling and acting experiences. (Limit 500 words) 5) Which popular Survivor contestant is your favorite? 6) Which popular Survivor contestant would you model your strategy after? 7) What is the most outrageous thing you would do on the show for $1,000,000? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GOOD LUCK!
Lake Like The Ocean		#1	[-]
Posts: 558 (02/04/09 12:14 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	1. pkmn (pronounced pokemon) 2. i play world of warcraft 24:7. when something is loading or i'm in a queue or waiting for spawn i alt tab to survivor sucks. 3. i plan to annoy everybody until they quit and i'm declared winner for being the only person left 4. i have built to scale models of the white house, capitol building, statue of liberty, and quite a few airplanes which are displayed proudly in my study 5. nick brown bitch 6. debb eaton 7. live on an island for 39 days
SuperJude		#2	[-]
Posts: 12523 (02/04/09 12:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I clearly stated the PM I got was a prank. However, you never know. Knock yourselves out, n00b shitbirds and wannabe mactor attention whores! -SJ™
Etxeverria		#3	[-]
Posts: 379 (02/04/09 12:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If anybody would be a good representative of Sucks to go on Survivor I think SJ would do a fine job.
star jumper		#4	[-]
Posts: 39260 (02/04/09 1:01 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Even if they did start recruiting through us, I doubt SuJu of all fucking people, would be their first choice.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#5	[-]
Posts: 2574 (02/04/09 1:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	1) What nickname would you want on the show? That Fat Old Cunt. 2) Tell something about yourself that we could use to make you look "interesting" on the show. I collect animal penises that I wear around my neck at all times. 3) In one sentence, please summarize your strategy. Lie down on the beach and cry like a little bitch until they vote my ass out. 4) List all previous modeling and acting experiences. (Limit 500 words) Demonstrated vaginal bubble-blowing machine at the local porn trade fair. 5) Which popular Survivor contestant is your favorite? Huh? 6) Which popular Survivor contestant would you model your strategy after? What's Survivor? 7) What is the most outrageous thing you would do on the show for $1,000,000? Pee in the water pot for giggles.
DuckYouSuckster		#6	[-]
Posts: 2 (02/04/09 1:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The only Sucksters worth casting besides myself are all ineligable because they are Pinoys.
Dictatorship		#7	[-]
Posts: 7172 (02/04/09 1:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	star jumper wrote: Even if they did start recruiting through us, I doubt SuJu of all fucking people, would be their first choice. agreeance. Even if he did move to LA to get on Survivor, there are so many better options.
SuperJude		#8	[-]
Posts: 12524 (02/04/09 2:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dictatorship wrote: star jumper wrote: Even if they did start recruiting through us, I doubt SuJu of all fucking people, would be their first choice. agreeance. Even if he did move to LA to get on Survivor, there are so many better options. None has my depth of personality. You included, bub. -SJ™
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#9	[-]
Posts: 16428 (02/04/09 3:14 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wait when did SJ get that pm? Aren't casting agents too lazy to sign up with Yuku?
WTFscissoring8		#10	[-]
Posts: 655 (02/04/09 3:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	MyChemicalShowmance wrote: --------------------------------------------------------- 1) What nickname would you want on the show? 2) Tell something about yourself that we could use to make you look "interesting" on the show. 3) In one sentence, please summarize your strategy. 4) List all previous modeling and acting experiences. (Limit 500 words) 5) Which popular Survivor contestant is your favorite? 6) Which popular Survivor contestant would you model your strategy after? 7) What is the most outrageous thing you would do on the show for $1,000,000? 1.) failurez 2.) my mom and dad both abandoned me when i was 3. my foster parents were both killed by a drunk driver when i was 5. my foster parents left behind a huge fortune that i completely spent on video games and slushee machines, leaving me homeless at age 11. then i lived on the streets until i was 15. when i was 17, after sex, drugs, and rock & roll, i decided it was time to turn my life around. i was in maine, and decided to walk all the way to california to pursue my dreams of becoming a reality television star. four years later, i finally made it los angeles, and now have a job at the local taco stand. 3.) i'm just going to be myself, and win or lose at the game, i still win at life!!! :-) 4.) none, yet... 5.) merhag! 6.) rupert. two-time winner, duh. 7.) take a shit on my voting parchment, then place it in the urn, set it on fire, and place it on jeff probst's doorstep.
ThrowMeGabon		#11	[-]
Posts: 312 (02/04/09 3:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It doesn't really matter how much depth you have when they have to edit it for an hour. They need gimmick, not depth. And if superfan wasn't already done, it will be this season. New gimmick needed.
Thailandsurvivor		#12	[-]
Posts: 4880 (02/04/09 3:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	1) What nickname would you want on the show? Dreams (with an s since I'm white) 2) Tell something about yourself that we could use to make you look "interesting" on the show. I sell jeans. 3) In one sentence, please summarize your strategy. Alphabet. 4) List all previous modeling and acting experiences. (Limit 500 words) Pictured twice in fetus monthly before birth. 5) Which popular Survivor contestant is your favorite? Ozzy during swimming challenges!/!??!?#! 6) Which popular Survivor contestant would you model your strategy after? Sean Kenniff 7) What is the most outrageous thing you would do on the show for $1,000,000? Talk to Denise.
O2JamFreak		#13	[-]
Posts: 384 (02/04/09 7:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	1. nickname? -- "That random suckster" 2. "interesting"? -- I eat paste. 3x a day and I masturbate infront of a Survivor Logo. 3. "strategy"? -- Quit. (Duh, I'm a mactor so no difference if I make even Day 2. I got my screentime!!!) 4. mactor experiences -- I appeared in a V.E.R.Y. uber-random commercial about child sex abuse and drug abuse among teens. (Does that count?) 5. fave contestant? -- Melissa McNulty (I'm actually imitating her strategy, only that I will appear in Day 1 instead of quitting right away.) 6. fave contestant to model strategy? -- Poopert; ROAR and ROAR like there's no tomorrow, then cry for just about anything or anyone that "bullies"/aggravates you. For TOP screentimes!! 7. most outrageous thing to do for 1M$? -- apply for the show "Survivor" <<-- that show is for geeks
KrazyKathy S16		#14	[-]
Posts: 568 (02/05/09 6:02 PM) My luxury item was a strait-jacket Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BuffyTheThreadSlayer wrote: 1) What nickname would you want on the show? That Fat Old Cunt. 2) Tell something about yourself that we could use to make you look "interesting" on the show. I collect animal penises that I wear around my neck at all times. 3) In one sentence, please summarize your strategy. Lie down on the beach and cry like a little bitch until they vote my ass out. 4) List all previous modeling and acting experiences. (Limit 500 words) Demonstrated vaginal bubble-blowing machine at the local porn trade fair. 5) Which popular Survivor contestant is your favorite? Huh? 6) Which popular Survivor contestant would you model your strategy after? What's Survivor? 7) What is the most outrageous thing you would do on the show for $1,000,000? Pee in the water pot for giggles. Those are all the things I said except for number 7. I said I would chop off my fingers if I got sad.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#15	[-]
Posts: 2575 (02/05/09 6:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	KrazyKathy S16 wrote: BuffyTheThreadSlayer wrote: 1) What nickname would you want on the show? That Fat Old Cunt. 2) Tell something about yourself that we could use to make you look "interesting" on the show. I collect animal penises that I wear around my neck at all times. 3) In one sentence, please summarize your strategy. Lie down on the beach and cry like a little bitch until they vote my ass out. 4) List all previous modeling and acting experiences. (Limit 500 words) Demonstrated vaginal bubble-blowing machine at the local porn trade fair. 5) Which popular Survivor contestant is your favorite? Huh? 6) Which popular Survivor contestant would you model your strategy after? What's Survivor? 7) What is the most outrageous thing you would do on the show for $1,000,000? Pee in the water pot for giggles. Those are all the things I said except for number 7. I said I would chop off my fingers if I got sad. Wait, that was you working for the competitive vaginal bubble-blowing company? Wow, it IS a small world! Oh, and wb! Great to see yer pixels again, KB.
KrazyKathy S16		#16	[-]
Posts: 569 (02/05/09 6:22 PM) My luxury item was a strait-jacket Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was at the anal bubble blowing machine booth right accross from ya! Good to see you too!!! Long time.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#17	[-]
Posts: 2576 (02/05/09 6:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Same here! I was quietish last season because I didn't hate too many of them strongly enough...I admit it, I'm hoping for someone who REALLY stands out as a bigger asshat than anyone last season (yeah, even Randy). Here's hoping for someone who looks like Joel, has Chet's athletic ability, Crystal's big mouth and...dare I say it? ...is a really really big douche.
KrazyKathy S16		#18	[-]
Posts: 570 (02/05/09 6:32 PM) My luxury item was a strait-jacket Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How 'bout Booby McBoobs. She could be the minority female douche asshole non athletic gives all women a bad name under/over the radar masturbating at night disgusting stupid moron we both have been waiting for. My moneys on her.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#19	[-]
Posts: 2577 (02/05/09 6:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wait, wasn't that Jenna Morasca?
NoChetCherlock		#20	[-]
Posts: 291 (02/05/09 6:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hi Buff (shit)

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