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Posts: 2380 (02/03/09 6:50 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Free shitty breakfast for all those who don't have a life or job to be at today~ Denny's Restaurant (locator) is offering a free Grand Slam breakfast to everyone in America between 6am and 2pm today only. The Grand Slam consists of the following: 2 Eggs 2 Sausages 2 Pancakes 2 Slices of Bacon Stores will have up to 500 rainchecks for customers who are unable to wait, as well as 1,000 coupon books for every customer.
Beefcake		#1	[-]
Posts: 3037 (02/03/09 6:55 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No black people, though.
star jumper		#2	[-]
Posts: 39223 (02/03/09 6:56 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So only homless white zombies get the free breakfast? Also who's at work at 6AM?
TravelRachel		#3	[-]
Posts: 2382 (02/03/09 6:57 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I haven't been in a Denny's in years. I bet it's going to be so disgusting, nasty slapped together food, miserable servers who aren't getting tipped from all the cows coming in for free food. Someone go and report back!
GoodNeighborgirl		#4	[-]
Posts: 18988 (02/03/09 6:58 AM) Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Attention ReRe...Bernie may offer to take you out for breakfast today. DO NOT FALL FOR IT!
Bernard Wrangler		#5	[-]
Posts: 12141 (02/03/09 7:01 AM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	o_O
WTFscissoring8		#6	[-]
Posts: 649 (02/03/09 7:03 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TravelRachel wrote: 2 Eggs 2 Sausages 2 Pancakes 2 Slices of Bacon egg = processed shit that comes from one of those "egg" jugs that the fat bitch just pours on the griddle. sausage = probably tastes like a squirrel that got run over by cirie fields's fat ass pancake = possibly the only part of the breakfast that won't directly kill you, that is, if you remove the 10 lb. ice cream scoop of butter from the top bacon slices = the only piece of the pig they couldn't use, so guess how high quality it'll be? and probably burnt to a crisp too. yay!
star jumper		#7	[-]
Posts: 39224 (02/03/09 7:03 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't how anyone can fuck up pancakes. mabbers your standards are too high...along with your bloody nose.
GoodNeighborgirl		#8	[-]
Posts: 18990 (02/03/09 7:04 AM) Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh, Hi. Good Morning Bernie.
star jumper		#9	[-]
Posts: 39225 (02/03/09 7:10 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No morning for me? Bitch.
Bernard Wrangler		#10	[-]
Posts: 12142 (02/03/09 7:11 AM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	don't you oh, Hi. goodmorning bernie me. :sternweemsfacethingy
GoodNeighborgirl		#11	[-]
Posts: 18992 (02/03/09 7:17 AM) Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kevin!! Why are you still awake? Good morning, mi'dear. Want to go get some breakfast? Umm..yea I'm pretty sure I fucked that one up , eh Bernie? and where the hell is EoT????
star jumper		#12	[-]
Posts: 39227 (02/03/09 7:20 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I have a meeting in five hours, so I'm just gonna stay up and then go to sleep when I get home. I might stop by Denny's first. it's free food. I love FREE things.
Phuz1		#13	[-]
Posts: 3507 (02/03/09 7:46 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TravelRachel wrote: Stores will have up to 500 rainchecks for customers who are unable to wait, as well as 1,000 coupon books for every customer. How the hell is every customer supposed to walk around with 1,000 coupon books? Anybody want my breakfast? From what I gather, I'm entitled, but there's no fucking way I'd ever step into one of those shitholes.
star jumper		#14	[-]
Posts: 39231 (02/03/09 7:47 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yet you sleep in one everyday, Phuz.
goner1		#15	[-]
Posts: 6326 (02/03/09 7:52 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've been inside a Denny's, but never eated at one. It really is the worst chain ever.
IndifferentCow		#16	[-]
Posts: 2523 (02/03/09 7:57 AM) Huge apathy Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I have a fondness for Denny's and a little Chinese place in the same strip mall. After Jean or France ( I forget which) they had generators and fed people until they ran out of food. That said, it would take another disaster to get me to eat there and I'm not quite sure they ever fixed their building.
khnum		#17	[-]
Posts: 20800 (02/03/09 8:09 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why is Denny's doing this promotion? Too bad I would only eat the 2 pancakes if I was close to one.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#18	[-]
Posts: 20633 (02/03/09 9:36 AM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coincidentally, America's sewer systems will see a huge surge tonight. That food is fucking nasty!
Vegazguy		#19	[-]
Posts: 16255 (02/03/09 10:35 AM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i've never had a grand slam. sounds great but i'm at work! i should call out sick. hahaha. i made that up. pancakes sound so good! mmmmm.... i'm hungry. i forgot my breakfast at home. oh boy my day is just all kinds of fucked up. even the jeans i'm wearing feel different today. ugh.
Creeping Ivy		#20	[-]
Posts: 3588 (02/03/09 10:58 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The nearest Denny's is at least a half hour away and I'm stuck sitting at home waiting for my landlady's workers to come in and start redoing my bathroom since she misplaced her copy of my key. They may or may not come. Note to self: Go get key made and give it to her so I don't have to wait at home EVERY day to let them in.

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