Let's spend the next 10 days complaining about everything that happened in the first 17 seasons of Survivor. That way, the premiere episode of Season
18 will seem so fuckin epic and excite us so much that we all might have explosive diarrhea in our pull-ups training pants / underwear, you know, the one with
Elmo and Spiderman and Dora la Explorerra on them.
This is sophistimicated discussion for smart people only. No ownages or fails or FTW's, you tards.
I'll begin with Borneo. Sean K.'s alphabet strategy was like the worst shit I've ever seen. I don't care if it was the first season and he
had no other previous seasons to watch to understand how the game works. Alphabetical order is just plain fuckin retarded.
Next.
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Enter S18 w/ Clean Slate: Cathartic Thread for 17 Crappy Seasons
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Enter S18 w/ Clean Slate: Cathartic Thread for 17 Crappy Seasons |
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Posts: 306 (02/02/09 2:38 PM) |
I'll continue with Australia: watching a group of Christians align [including now neocon Elisabeth] and pick off badass women like Jerri and Alicia was
boring as hell. And the shit cherry on top? Colby making the worst F3 move in history by taking the obvious winner Tina. I just wanted a fresh start, and all I
got was Africa.
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Posts: 590 (02/02/09 2:40 PM) Registered User |
Australia: Fuck Colby for throwing away his game and handing Tina the win. I get it how he didn't want to be seen in the same villainous light that
Richard Hatch was and he also despised Keith so much, but he was the original player who threw away his game when he had a legitimate chance to win. He paved
the way for people like Ian and Sugar, who were either more concerned about the way people perceived them or more concerned about acting opportunities than
winning the goddamn game. Colby was concerned about both of those things. Quitters in general are lame, but players who throw away their chance of winning a
million dollars when they're that close are idiots.
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Posts: 4855 (02/02/09 3:01 PM) |
Fuck you Mall Rats. Fuck you.
Since I've already written about them here, http://survivorsucks.com/topic/40131?page=8 , that's all that needs to be said. |
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unduli clone |
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Posts: 4786 (02/02/09 4:07 PM) Registered User |
I absolutely detest Fiji.
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Posts: 153 (02/02/09 4:11 PM) |
Oh come on! Having all Recruits in one season. Except for a boring Papa Smurf? And you thought that was going to be a great season? What a lie.
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Posts: 332 (02/02/09 4:18 PM) |
Curse you Osten, not only for quitting, but for opening the floodgates for several more.
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 4861 (02/02/09 4:21 PM) |
Olmec Donald wrote:No love for Shawna? |
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endlessmike |
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Posts: 592 (02/02/09 4:31 PM) Registered User |
Thailandsurvivor wrote:Didn't she unsuccessfully quit? |
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unduli clone |
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Posts: 4797 (02/02/09 4:34 PM) Registered User |
Shawna is an ugly red-headed stepchild who was only dragged along in the game to make everyone left in the cast look like beautiful merhags next her to her
hideous freckled slut face.
But yeah, she's the original Osten, but even dumber. |
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Posts: 1420 (02/02/09 4:38 PM) |
Nice start in here, everyone! In the next 10 days, while this topic is one whole giant free for all over any grievances you have with Survivor, it is imperative that we go in-depth on the following topics:
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Posts: 819 (02/02/09 5:54 PM) |
I absolutely hate all stars 1 even more than fiji. we all had to be subjected to ROMBER MEDIA CUNTS FOR 2 SEASONS OF TAR AND 2 SEASONS OF SURVIVOR.
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JamesM |
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Posts: 1269 (02/02/09 6:14 PM) |
Fuck everyone on Gabon, my sweet Dan was voted out right before merge. He could've made it sooooo far with Matty and Susie, ahhhh, what the
fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck double boot! Fuck the Onion! Fuck!!!! 
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CAPSattack |
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Posts: 821 (02/02/09 6:17 PM) |
Matty is a lesbian and a bad one, probably why his vibes sent to marcus to vote dan out
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JamesM |
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Posts: 1274 (02/02/09 6:44 PM) |
oh my god, had Dan been voted just 1 spot higher on the ranking he most likely would be in Matty's spot at F4, I can see him being close with the same
people Matty was close to: Ace, Sugar and Susie
oh my GOD, i fucking hate this bullshit, Dan was rawbed so bad!!
Dan!!!
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JamesM |
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Posts: 1275 (02/02/09 6:46 PM) |
FUCK LILcunt for robbing my favo bitch TRISH from coming back and dominating!!
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JamesM |
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Posts: 1276 (02/02/09 6:47 PM) |
fuck ADAM for rejecting Candice for that dumb whore Erika.
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beatles20147 |
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Posts: 12157 (02/02/09 7:13 PM) Registered User |
Continuing with Marquesas: Could there be a more boring winner? Oh wait, Guatemala answered that question with a resounding "yes."
(Please refrain from pointing out that it's really more of a criticism of Guatemala and not Marquesas) |
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solesurvivor01 |
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Posts: 5086 (02/02/09 7:33 PM) Registered user |
Going on to Thailand...What a bunch of strategic retards. How the fuck were they unable to prevent Brian and Clay from reaching the finals? Yes Helen and Ted,
I'm mainly talking to you. At the very least you can vote out Brian's goat, Clay, and make sure that one of you wins.
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Die Apokalyptischen Reiter |
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Posts: 890 (02/02/09 7:55 PM) |
AMAZON. Fuck you Rob, Alex, Matt, Roger, Dave, Ryan, Daniel,. Butch. Fuck you all for letting stupìd dumbass Jenna win and having to put up with her for 5
seasons on Survivor Live. You wanted a man to win? Then stop fighting like cunts and learn how to make a man win in a gender season (Vanuatu) or make a gender
alliance in the first place. Too bad you can't go back in time, right Einsteins? (Oh, and fuck you Richard Hatch for not paying your taxes, getting your
ass raped in jail and allowing that bitch to take over). And also fuck you MB and JP for fucking casting her in the first place.
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Posts: 4816 (02/02/09 8:09 PM) Registered User |
FUCK PEARL ISLANDS DEAD DEAD DEAD. After Proactive Goddess Nicole was somehow voted out first by bitter fembot Tijuana, we had a chance for seven more episodes
of bra-less ownage.... and we got Lill.
Plus her husband was the worst thing that's ever been on my TV screen, EVER. |
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- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
