The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL wrote:
Claymazement wrote:
8trackmind wrote:
She is now officially Syesha Merkibbin.
Tokenesha Merkibbin
Even better!
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Screamesha Mercado - Thrown Under The Bus at 3rd Place.
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Posts: 1121 (04/24/08 11:18 AM) Registered User |
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suckshardcore |
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Posts: 13297 (04/24/08 12:15 PM) Registered user |
If Screamy outlasts Brooke I will make it a point to speak to her when I try and meet the Idols on the tour. I will hug her and take a picture with her and
tell her I love her.
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8trackmind |
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Posts: 415 (04/24/08 1:38 PM) I demand attention! |
But DO YOU Love her?? If so, a warning: she'll probably want a guy with a 6, if not 7, figure salary. And will your comment open the floodgates to all the
would-be pimps, gigolos and boytoys on SUCKS? Answer: yes.
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suckshardcore |
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Posts: 13302 (04/24/08 2:05 PM) Registered user |
I'm not a guy. I will just want to properly thank her for taking psycho hippie out.
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IslandmanPT |
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Posts: 252 (04/25/08 8:27 AM) Registered user |
While I've claimed Carly as my favorite since Danny and David H. got booted....I must admit I've only voted for her maybe two nights out of the
season....
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HoboKitty |
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Posts: 221 (04/25/08 8:54 AM) |
I loved it when Paula tried to comfort Syesha by saying she should feel at home in the bottom 2 by now. Classic Paula.
I still don't like Syesha. She overacts and Simon said he thought she was sexy.
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suckshardcore |
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Posts: 13327 (04/25/08 10:38 AM) Registered user |
Paula's such an asshole for saying that. As if that's comforting in some way. It was hilarious though. I just hope she says it to Brooke next.
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Posts: 7382 (04/25/08 3:52 PM) Registered user |
I love how Paula's only a royal douche to the women. Then again, we know she's always pro-cock and one of the reasons I usually root for females is to
see her ass bawl when a frontrunner male leaves. Nothing will ever be worse than Paula saying "Wow, it's gonna be close between the girls
tonight!!11!1" about Vonzell and Carrie, basically confirming that Bo had a free pass. Bitch, you aint Simon. You're not allowed to pimp.
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suckshardcore |
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Posts: 13348 (04/25/08 3:55 PM) Registered user |
That's so true about Paula. She's usually all about the penis. That's why I was surprised she praised Carly so highly this season. She's been
pretty much a bitch to most of the other girls though, Brooke in particular.
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SurvivorFanGP |
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Posts: 7384 (04/25/08 4:05 PM) Registered user |
Hmm. Are we sure Carly doesn't have a penis, then? Whenever she likes a female, it's always the tranny-ish ones like Trenyce and Jorbacca.
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HoboKitty |
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Posts: 234 (04/26/08 6:25 AM) |
SurvivorFanGP wrote: Then Archuleta would be the exception to the pro-cock theory. |
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Posts: 1649 (04/26/08 7:48 AM) |
I'm sure Carly's penis is larger than Archu's.
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8trackmind |
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Posts: 423 (04/26/08 8:13 PM) I demand attention! |
Since Carly is simply LARGER than Archuleta (she's about 5 inches taller and 40 pounds heavier) it's an unfair comparison.
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Posts: 782 (04/28/08 8:52 AM) Registered user |
I haven't enjoyed one performance of Screamesha and yet I want her to make it to Final 3.
At least she doesn't look like a retard or act like psycho. She's pretty and appears sane . Praying she lasts another week and knocks out any of the losers left. <3 |
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Posts: 260 (04/28/08 10:34 AM) |
Syesha's too boring to keep around. At least Jason and Brooke (despite* their fuck ups) liven things up. Of course, I'd have no problem if Syesha
stayed over Archturd.
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Posts: 10540 (04/28/08 10:54 AM) AI Forum Moderator |
Bitch has more bottom three appearance than the other 4 contestants combined. (I think)
Should be interesting to see what she picks for her last week on the show. |
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Posts: 7467 (04/28/08 4:00 PM) Registered user |
HoboKitty wrote: Jason keeps things interesting? He's too stoned to say anything coherent or do anything funny. For his trainwreck performances, maybe, but Syesha's
bitchiness and bottom 3 queen record puts her above him, IMO. |
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Prophecy, Or Just Wishful Thinking? Probably the latter... | ||
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Posts: 432 (04/28/08 4:00 PM) I demand attention! |
I had a vision about top 5 elimination night. Here goes. There are ten minutes left in the show. The two Davids are on the couch, safe. Jason and Brooke are
still waiting. Syesha has just been called by Ryan. She takes center stage...
Ryan: Syesha. You sang "I Am, I Said" and "Love On the Rocks." Randy said "You were Da bomb. That's was hot, baby, hot!" Paula said "You've never looked lovelier, or sang better." Simon said "By far the best of the night. I've never seen a contestant improve so much this late in the competition." High words of praise... (Syesha nods) ...but as we both know, praise from the judges didn't keep you safe last week. Now Syesha, you've been in the bottom three five times, and safe each time. Once more, and you would have set an all-time American Idol record. Syesha, I'm very sorry to say that it won't be happening tonight. America voted, and Syesha.... (Long meaningful Pause. Syesha puts her head down to hide a huge, if somewhat nervous, grin. She's pretty sure she knows what's coming. But some stupider members of the audience probably haven't figured it it out). Ryan: ..you are SAFE! Go join the two Davids on the couch. Well done." (She runs to the couch, ecstatic). Ryan: ..which means that Jason and Brooke are our bottom two tonight.." (end of vision. And frankly, I don't give a rat's ass about what would happen next that night). |
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Posts: 3878 (04/28/08 4:06 PM) Registered user |
I'm guessing Ryan would then say something like this.
Jason, you sang "Sweet Caroline" and "Cracklin' Rosie." Randy said it was "hot hot burn your face off holy crap don't touch hot." Paula asked where Simon hid her Vicodin. Simon said it was "charming." Brooke, you didn't sing at all, you just fell in a heap and cried over the music. The judges agreed that they dug your emotional vulnerability and that you showed a very real part of yourself. Jason... Brooke... The person who is leaving us tonight... on American Idol.... is DAVID ARCHULETA. |
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