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COOK UPDATE FROM DUBAI

^lulz. David says hello and that you are both hilarious! He wants to wish you both a merry x-mas/happy holidays and hopes that you continue buying his c.d. and promoting him anywhere you can.

We are currently in our new "home away from home" in sunny Dubai. We were just tanning and fucking on our rooftop. Its more scandalous because if we were caught, we'd get hung and killed in a middle eastern jailcell. Davie is always a risktaker!

He was actually under our tree this year, NAKED! I woke up and was calling our army of maids and servants, to make our buffet X-Mas breakfast and voila, there he was! We banged under the christmas tree and we were so rowdy we knocked over our baby Jesus nativity set that we got flown in from Paris. Tres mal!!

David, being the man he is, is trying to piece and glue baby J back together. We can just order another one!!! There is enough cash flow now that we shipped his annoying family on a cruise so we can fuck in peace. Thank God for consumerism!!! BUY HIS C.D. Y'ALL!!

David and I are about to jet off on a plane to Rome where we will go spend money we really shouldn't on things most of y'all will never reach in your lifetimes. I hope I'm not rubbing it in. :)

Wait, David's calling again. FUCK DAVID, I TOLD YOU WE RAN OUT OF LUBE AND I'M NOT USING VASELINE, IT MAKES ME CHAFE!! God guys, he doesn't listen, what a horndog. :)

Anyhoo, thanks for y'all support, David is sending his hello and much love.

xoxoxo

Miki and David Cook.

Lobsters wrote:

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Oh if only I had access to my photobucket account. You'd be getting the Cooker's roast beef finger. Although, i am sure you've already had it.

Now, now Lobs, no need to go there, and uh, yes, I think I've already had it. Shit hold on, David is here again.

Fuck, David. Jesus Christ, your underwear is in the bottom drawer. Yes, I know your mom bought you the Fruit of the Loom kind....what? So what if they are black. What the fuck do you mean they remind you of burnt toast?? You fucking anus, just wear em! Don't call me a fat fuck you silly wanker! Oh now you've done it Ronald, you've really fucked it up! I don't give good head??!!! That's not what you told me last night u fucking tit.

Oh so that's all this is huh?? Sex?? I thought there was more here David Ronald! Yeah, go on and fucking write your sappy lyrics you cock head. You are making me write this all out?? I write it out because I'm an attention whore. Stop being one?? Like Kimberly, that fucking ho! Stop rubbing my back!!! I HATE YOU!! *cries* Davie, something is poking me, is that ur dick?? Oh, ummm aahhh, oh gosh Davie, oh, grab the lube bottle, wait, let me post this first. I can't erase it, I told you I'm an attention whore. No, I'm not using spell check you nerd. Just put it in!........Post.