Tiki Lou wrote:
Damn you, David Cook!
Damn you for making me care so much about you that you make me check the Sucks board every 5 minutes looking for new love posts and making me look over my shoulders so my boss doesn't catch me. I tried weaning myself away but you're like crack and I'm your crackwhore.
Damn you for singing so great and with songs I love so much that I had to download your iTunes songs even though I could have easily pirated them for free.
Damn you for being just sexy enough on your audition to make me think that with just a few tweaks you could be oh-so-fuckable... and then have those tweaks done and exceed my fantastical expectations. ::drool::
Damn you for being so humble and gracious because now I can't find a damn thing wrong with you. Your physical imperfections make you so much more perfect in my eyes and your willingness to let your emotions show is icing on an already delicious cake.
Damn you for winning American Idol last night and robbing me of my weekly Cook fix. I don't know what to do anymore...
And finally, damn you for making me such a fantard over you. I never understood why all those teen girls were screaming, crying and fainting when Elvis or the Beatles showed up. But now I do.
BEST.RANT.EVER. 
And shouldn't this "but you're like crack and I'm your crackwhore" be...
but you're like cookies and I'm your cookiewhore??
