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SuperJude		#41	[-]
Posts: 12445 (01/20/09 11:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	EOrlins wrote: solesurvivor01 wrote: Oh no, do it. It helped get people like Eliza Orlins cast. False. ^^^^ Ghostie, don't listen to people who create fake accounts using the names of wholesome, great and large chested Survivors such as Eliza. -SJ™
OXY		#42	[-]
Posts: 199 (01/21/09 5:49 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JamesM wrote: EOrlins wrote: solesurvivor01 wrote: Oh no, do it. It helped get people like Eliza Orlins cast. False. lol, Eliza coming out of nowhere to save the day <3 I know
solesurvivor01		#43	[-]
Posts: 4941 (01/21/09 6:05 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	EOrlins wrote: solesurvivor01 wrote: Oh no, do it. It helped get people like Eliza Orlins cast. False. Eliza <3
Mega64		#44	[-]
Posts: 9282 (01/21/09 8:35 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I know I'm hoping someone with your smarts gets on Survivor, so I'll be rooting for you to get cast. But that's not going to happen unless you post your info here. Producers want people who stand out, and where better to stand out than Survivor Sucks? If they see you have the balls here to put your information for all us jackasses here to see, they'll be instantly charmed and will go out of their way to recruit you. If that doesn't work, just hang out at random hot dog stands in LA while dressed in your swimsuit. You'll have a much better chance at getting on the show that way than by applying, unless you're ugly of course.
MyChemicalShowmance		#45	[-]
Posts: 1392 (01/21/09 9:09 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mega64 wrote: I know I'm hoping someone with your smarts gets on Survivor, so I'll be rooting for you to get cast. But that's not going to happen unless you post your info here. Producers want people who stand out, and where better to stand out than Survivor Sucks? If they see you have the balls here to put your information for all us jackasses here to see, they'll be instantly charmed and will go out of their way to recruit you. If that doesn't work, just hang out at random hot dog stands in LA while dressed in your swimsuit. You'll have a much better chance at getting on the show that way than by applying, unless you're ugly of course. Ewww. No. Hot dog stands are so Season 12. The wave of the future in Survivor casting is taco stands, hotel hot tubs, and 1 to 3 degrees of separation from a previous Survivor contestant. bman114, I'd also recommend updating your mysp.ace page. And try to friend Lynne Spillman on Facebook, too. Those could be your ins. In the meantime, get your teeth bleached and come up with some cool storyline for yourself, like "I hate people and only talk to cats", or "I was spoiled and wealthy and wasted all the money, and now I'm homeless", or "I'm a law student getting my M.B.A. plus I do some modeling on the side..." Then move to California to make your dreams come true!!! :)))) And don't forget to set up temporary residence in one of them loser states like Nebraska, Kansas, Idaho, Arkansas, or West Virginia - that way, CBS can list you as being from that state on their website, even though you've spend 99.9% of your time in Cali. Casting eats that shit up.
ThrowMeGabon		#46	[-]
Posts: 280 (01/21/09 12:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	MyChemicalShowmance wrote: Mega64 wrote: I know I'm hoping someone with your smarts gets on Survivor, so I'll be rooting for you to get cast. But that's not going to happen unless you post your info here. Producers want people who stand out, and where better to stand out than Survivor Sucks? If they see you have the balls here to put your information for all us jackasses here to see, they'll be instantly charmed and will go out of their way to recruit you. If that doesn't work, just hang out at random hot dog stands in LA while dressed in your swimsuit. You'll have a much better chance at getting on the show that way than by applying, unless you're ugly of course. Ewww. No. Hot dog stands are so Season 12. The wave of the future in Survivor casting is taco stands, hotel hot tubs, and 1 to 3 degrees of separation from a previous Survivor contestant. bman114, I'd also recommend updating your mysp.ace page. And try to friend Lynne Spillman on Facebook, too. Those could be your ins. In the meantime, get your teeth bleached and come up with some cool storyline for yourself, like "I hate people and only talk to cats", or "I was spoiled and wealthy and wasted all the money, and now I'm homeless", or "I'm a law student getting my M.B.A. plus I do some modeling on the side..." Then move to California to make your dreams come true!!! :)))) And don't forget to set up temporary residence in one of them loser states like Nebraska, Kansas, Idaho, Arkansas, or West Virginia - that way, CBS can list you as being from that state on their website, even though you've spend 99.9% of your time in Cali. Casting eats that shit up. Actually, you don't need to spend too much time on a storyline because CBS can come up with one for you and add it to your "audition tape" later. You basically need a good face and/or good body and/or unique look, but the body is most important. They can only put 1 or 2 Cirie's on a season at most. Work out or get a gimmick.

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