Here is my Fan Fiction. I need help. Please pick ONE person from picture who you do not want in house. Upper left hand corner is Number One and it goes
straight across from there.
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Girls
Bambi
Tambourine - 27 - Walla Walla, WA - Loves her job as a social worker. Believes there is good in all people even Charles Manson. Will not listen
to Weird Al albums because she's afraid of him. Feels bad about eating b/c "everything has a soul". Here's part of her Big Brother Interview.
Favorite Houseguest: Holly. Least Favorite: Jessie
Big Brother: So is Bambi Tambourine your full name?
Bambi Tambourine: No its actually my full first name.
Big Brother: Really? Its quite long.
Bambi Tambourine: Yeah my parents were like hippies or something.
Big Brother: Did you ever think about changing it.
Bambi Tambourine: Yeah but then it was like I'd have to learn to spell another name and it took me so long to learn how to spell this one!
Brooke -
31 - Nashville, TN - Says she's an aspiring teacher who has yet to find a job. Doesn't have an issue living with her husband.
Dislikes "pop" music and thinks Rhiana and Beyoncee have no class. Favorite Houseguest: April BB10 ("She's sexy, smart, and sweet. Plus she
won the ultimate prize. . .Ollie.") Least Favorite: Renny
Big Brother: Why are you an aspiring teacher? No luck yet.
Brooke: The schools think I'm too sexy. I want to teach high school and they are worried about that.
Big Brother: Well the students might pay more attention to you than the lesson.
Brooke: Yeah but at least they're paying attention to me. There are some of the teachers they don't pay attention to at all. I'll use my sex appeal to get them if I have to.
Big Brother: Don't you think their parents might have an issue with that?
Brooke: Probably but I'm good at swaying people and I love hot high school fathers! I'm sexy who doesn't like a TILF!
Chantal - 25 - Salt Lake City, UT - Former Laker Girls cheerleader who was booted from the team after becoming pregnant. Admits she
considered abortion to stay on the team but is semi-happy she didn't b/c the team sucks now. Favorite Houseguest: Diane. Least Favorite Houseguest:
Danielle BB3 ("She's too confident and that's bad")
Big Brother: What is your current occupation?
Chantal: A little this and that. Whatever to get by.
Big Brother: What does this and that mean.
Chantal: I do what I can to survive. I'll say no more. What I do is legal.
Big Brother: You moved to Vegas right?
Chantal: What I do is legal.
Kellay - 21 - San Diego, CA - Aspiring actress looking for her next big break. Admits to never watching Big
Brother in the past but doesn't see how its that hard. Claims to be a virgin looking for her Prince Charming.
Big Brother - So you are a virgin
Kellay - By today's standards yes.
Big Brother - Today's standards?
Kellay - Well, I've done some sexual things yes but nothing all the way
Big Brother - Are you dating anyone?
Kellay - Yeah he is a big shot in the film industry. He's promised me a role in one of his films! Ali Joone. . he owns a studio called Digital Playground!
I'm excited to see what its about.
Kristy-Ann - 21 - Freeport, KS - Kristy-Ann admits to have a strong fashion "scents" and wants to be a
"Worldly" Designer. Kristy-Ann says growing up on a farm will help her with her housemates because she's seen trashy things. Favorite Houseguest:
Renny Least Favorite Houseguest: Kaysar ("I just don't get Egyptian people")
Big Brother: What's the biggest challenge you have in your day to day life?
Kristy-Ann: History and Geography. . I'm really BAD at it.
Big Brother: Give us an example.
Kristy-Ann: Like the United Kingdom and England, I have no idea where those two countries are at.
Big Brother: Do you know anything about those countries?
Kristy-Ann: Well I know England has a Queen and they all have like Australian like accents. United Kingdom I think might be from Fairy Tales like in Arthur or Hamlet or something. I don't think it really exist, or its like Atlanta and sunk in the ocean.
Lucy -
26 - New York, New York - A former model turned scout agent, Lucy admits to being pretty judgemental when it comes to people. Lucy admits she
doesn't really get along with women and that might be her biggest problem in the house. Favorite Houseguest: Jase. Least Favorite Housguest: Chelsia
("An ugly girl thinking she's hot. Nothing I hate more.")
Big Brother: So you don't play well with other girls?
Lucy: I'm competative. If a guy is paying attention to another girl and not me I get mad. I'm in it to win it.
Big Brother: Even if you're not interested in the guy.
Lucy: Yeah, I don't care if I'm not getting the attention. Holy Catfight watch out.
Big Brother: Are you going after the women then?
Lucy: Only the pretty ones. The ugly and dumb ones can stay as long as they want.
Mary - 25
- Royal Oaks, MI - Mary admits her life is boring. She goes to work, goes home, and stays in on the weekends. The only thing Mary admits
being interesting about her is her life as a bi-sexual. Favorite Houseguest: Jun Least Favorite Houseguest: Angie ("She was a waste of time. She brought
our culture down."
Big Brother: So you are bi-sexual?
Mary: Yes. 100%
Big Brother: So you might hook up with a girl. That would be a Big Brother first.
Mary: Its possible.
Big Brother: What kind of girls do you like
Mary: I'm a strong woman, so I like women who I have to take care of. Weaker women that make me feel needed.
Megan -
29 - LA, CA - Megan is a celebrity impersonator who says she's played body doubles for numerous women in Hollywood. Her most recent
was Shakira. Megan has no problem with stalkers and believes you have to give to make them back off. Favorite Houseguest: Herself ("Who doesn't love
themself?"). Least Favorite Houseguest: Chelsia
Big Brother: So you impersonate celebrities.
Megan: Yes its easier than being famous.
Big Brother: So you don't want to be a star.
Megan: NO, because I want to be private too. I know that when men see ass shots and tit shots of their favorite actress its me they are really seeing and
that's what I know.
Big Brother: What do you do when you're out on the town then? Anyone stop you?
Megan: All the time and I just act like that celebrity would and sign autographs. I get people thinking I'm Shakira all the time! They say I'm prettier
in person!
Sharonda
- 28 - Boston, PA - Sharonda admits that Big Brother wasn't her first choice and would have rather gone on Real Chance of Love but after
meeting them in person at a party, Sharonda quickly realized they are uglier in person. Favorite Houseguest: Janelle ("Love a bitch that speaks her
mind") Least Favorite: Jerry.
Big Brother: So you didn't want to apply for our show?
Sharonda: Let's face it being stuck in a house with a bunch of white people ain't really my cup of tea.
Big Brother: What made you change your mind.
Sharonda: Seeing Real and Chance. Both of them are fugly and I think Chance might be gay. I was like F%&* I'd rather go on Big Brother.
Big Brother: What kind of person are you not looking forward too?
Sharonda: A know-it-all bitch. I'd rather deal with some small town racist bimbo than a know-it-all bitch.
Guys
Abduhl - 34 - Miami, FL -
Admits to being a washed up Porn Star that has changed his name 4 times to escape his ex-girlfriends. Doesn't believe in marriage and would
like to have an orgy one day. Favorite Houseguest: Keesha ("She had a hot body and fine tits") Least Favorite Houseguest: Amber ("One ugly ass
ho")
Big Brother: Why have you changed your name
Abduhl: Women get obsessed because I'm great in bed.
Big Brother: Really?
Abduhl: Yeah I go for hours and don't stop pounding.
Big Brother: Is that your pick up line?
Abduhl: No, I whip out my cock and say "Here's 8in thats as fat as that beer bottle you want to ride it or not?".
Blake - 24 -
Maine - An Abercrombie and Fitch manager and an aspiring rapper, Blake thinks he's the entire package. Admits that he judges people
because its a required at his job. Thinks he's a better looking Eminem. Favorite Houseguest: Drew Least Favorite: Cowboy ("Ugly guy that hung out with
the wrong crowd.")
Big Brother: Will we see you rapping in the house?
Blake: No, I don't want anyone to steal my skills.
Big Brother: What's it like being a manager at Abercrombie and Fitch.
Blake: Only hot people can really work there. Ugly people work in the back room.
Big Brother: Wow do your associates know you feel this way.
Blake: I'm not nice to the ugly people so yeah.
Jeff - 26 - Clearwater, FL
- Jeff became a cop because his brother was killed in gang and drug related violence. Jeff wants to make sure kids to of the project
realize there is a different life outside of what they are use too. Favorite Houseguest: Jameka ("A great role model for young girls") Least Favorite
Houseguest: Stephen BB 10)
Big Brother: I think you might be our first cop.
Jeff: Okay.
Big Brother: Who don't you want to deal with in the house?
Jeff: I can deal with anyone.
Big Brother: Are you going to avoid drama?
Jeff: Can't predict the future.
Noah - 36 - Boise, ID -
Aside from winning the cash prize, Noah also hopes to win back the heart of his ex-wife. Noah admits that cheating on her with babysitter, a
co-worker, and her cousin was a "bad" thing. Cliams he's since changed his ways. Favorite Houseguest: None Least Favorite: All
Big Brother: We can't believe you are airing your dirty laundry like that
Noah: I've cheated on my ex-wife more times than I can count. Our whole city knows so now its time for America to see me as an ass too.
Big Brother: Do you think this will get you back with your ex-wife?
Noah: If I win the money yes.
Big Brother: Why?
Noah: It shows I'm commited to change.
Paul - 21 - The Bronx - Paul might look like a bad boy but he admits he's anything from that. Paul wants to escape The Bronx and head to Hollywood
where he can persue his dream of being a movie star. Paul said he's never cheated on his girlfriend of 7 years. Favorite Houseguest: Angie Least Favorite:
Brian ("I only watched one season.")
Big Brother: So you never cheated before?
Paul: I ain't never no.
Big Brother: Any reason?
Paul: Where I from, she's the best there. She is hot and you can't find that where I from. She a classy girl.
Big Brother: Define classy?
Paul: At dinner and stuff when she farts she excuses herself. I ain't never seen a girl do that before.
Preston - 25 - Baltimore, Maryland -
Preston is a History teacher and girl's volleyball coach at his local highschool who admits he likes things challenging. Preston said his busy
schedule as made him unavailable to date but would love to settle down soon. Favorite Houseguest: Chicken George ("Genuine person") Least Favorite:
Joshuah.
Big Brother: What's the most rewarding part about being a teacher?
Preston: Knowing if ANY of my students get famous one day, its because of me.
Big Brother: Oh really?
Preston: I'm joking, I just like to teach people things they've never learned before. It was always an interest of mine.
Big Brother: History can be pretty boring.
Preston: Only if its taught that way.











