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#94: Stefani
The Apprentice (Season 6)

It's a great honor to be last on this list, and Stefani has risen to the occassion.

Despite being a super-hottie and the second woman to win Trump's sexist job-search show, Stefani managed to work against these excellent qualities by being utterly boring, forgettable, and never doing anything colorful. Even worse, she beat out clearly-superior Asian Sensation James in the F2... he had been Project Manager like eight times (due to some retarded twist) and was all kinds of awesome, but Stefani was never Project Manager, ever.

Also, the win clearly belonged to Heidi:

RAWBED
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#93: Whitney
America's Next Top Model (Cycle 10)

It took ten seasons for Tyrant to finally get the balls to crown a fattie America's Next Top Model, and she couldn't have chosen a more inopportune "model" to bless.

Whitney stumblefucked her way through the entire competition on her ginormous thighs, somehow garnering praise and knocking out uber beauties Anya, Fatima and Katarzyna (with names like that, how couldn't they be beautiful???). She was fat, and was also a super bitch and whined about everything. Also, she was fat. To make matters worse, her mouth was gaping open in every single photoshoot for the entire cycle, swear to God. Also, she was fat.

Since Whitney's win, she has gone on to film a glorious Covergirl ad campaign where she did fatty things like bake cupcakes and try to ride a bicycle. Covergirl managed a big "fuck you" to Tyra by forcing Whitney to say "huge," or some equally connotative fatty synonym, in every commercial. Oh, Whitney also looks like this now:



Fuck you Tyra. Fuck you.


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