We've all seen it. It's when someone thinks their car is the size of a bus. They take extra wide turns (usually crossing into the next lane), as
if the driver is turning a bus steering wheel the size of an XL pizza.
It also applies when when a driver has a 30 foot space to drive through, and yet somehow thinks their car won't fit. These people are also guilty of
parking 15 feet from the curb, etc. General nuisances, they are.
What's that about? How is it caused? Anyone? I'm ready to march for a cure, because I see it way too often.
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CAR DYSMORPHIC DISORDER
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Posts: 6917 (01/15/09 3:08 PM) Registered User |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 14300 (01/15/09 3:10 PM) |
Poor Ouija. Sorry, hon. But your ass really is so big that traffic has to take you into account.
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Posts: 6919 (01/15/09 3:13 PM) Registered User |
Actually that was my point, hammers. If my ass can fit through a space, surely a Volvo or something could fit.
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Posts: 15944 (01/15/09 3:13 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
One of my biggest pet peeves. People that turn into a turning lane and then feel the need to take a wide arc back into the main driving lane before making
their turn. Or they halfway straddle the turning lane and the regular lane. Don't get me started.
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Posts: 6920 (01/15/09 3:15 PM) Registered User |
SEE, VICC GETS IT!!!
I thought this woman was cutting me off this morning, but no, she was just making a left turn as if she was driving a semi. Oh, and what about people who have trouble driving in reverse. WTF !! I HATE THAT. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. |
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Posts: 394 (01/15/09 3:16 PM) |
With men, it stems from thinking 5" = 8".
With women, it stems from thinking 54" = 36". |
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Posts: 15945 (01/15/09 3:22 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
OuijaBroad wrote: Oh, I get it. I'm going to buy some $500 beater and take out ever car that does that. I'll be an anti-hero and it will be made into a blockbuster Hollywood film staring Charles Bronson or some other actor that isn't dead. |
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Posts: 6921 (01/15/09 3:22 PM) Registered User |
lol Jughead. You may have a point there.
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Posts: 6922 (01/15/09 3:33 PM) Registered User |
I'll donate gas money for your adventures Vicc.
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Posts: 14302 (01/15/09 3:44 PM) |
Can we also make Grocery stores set up a Training kiosk for people who've never used the self-scan checkout thing before? I'm seriously just going to
start grabbing their items and doing it myself.
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Posts: 37058 (01/15/09 3:44 PM) |
Perhaps increase the driving age to 33? Save gas, give young people time to learn how to drive proper like, and cut down on DWIs!
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Posts: 8078 (01/15/09 3:50 PM) BB Forum Moderator |
But it's usually the old peoples that have car dysmorphic disorder.
People should have to STOP driving at 33. |
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Posts: 14303 (01/15/09 3:52 PM) |
I'M WELL OVER 33 AND I CAN DRIVE JUST FINE YOU LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPER.
Now help me with my groceries. |
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Posts: 24079 (01/15/09 4:01 PM) MESS member |
I dunno, I can still pull my Honda Element (chunky) into a parking space with one attempt -there was a woman I worked with who took three attempts with a
little car. And she was young enough to be my daughter
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Posts: 37064 (01/15/09 4:01 PM) |
SonOfAbraxas wrote: Wait, arent you over 30? |
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Posts: 15946 (01/15/09 4:02 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
My new sweet vigilante car. Better turn properly when you see it. Sorry about the high gas costs, Weej. Need the mass for maximum infliction of damage.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 6923 (01/15/09 4:04 PM) Registered User |
I don't think it has anything to do with age, in most cases. Some people just SUCK at driving, and probably suck at most activities that involve hand/eye
coordination.
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RoMa |
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Posts: 37066 (01/15/09 4:05 PM) |
so bad drivers arent good in the sack?
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khnum |
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Posts: 20395 (01/15/09 4:06 PM) Registered User |
That is so not true.
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Posts: 6860 (01/15/09 4:09 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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I don't like serious weej threads.
You need to start taking more pics of arses hanging out at Costco. This place needs a good chop thread like nobody's bidnit. |
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Posts: 6924 (01/15/09 4:14 PM) Registered User |
PeePee's a bad driver, that's why she doesn't like this thread. YOU DON'T FOOL ME, PEEPEE.
But I did see this woman at Best Buy the other day.... same store as the butt woman, now that I think of it.... Anyway she was dressed INSANE...too retardo to describe. Anywho, I got out my camera to take a pic but then I could see that one of hte other customers noticed what I was doing so I chickened out. Stupid asshole customer, ruining my fun. |
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