Danny Gokey: As fat, delusional, gross, sweaty, and douchy as ever

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totell		#7561	[-]
Posts: 1434 (11/06/09 5:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Geez, could that song BE more generic? Where'd they get the lyrics for that crap, outta The Big Book O' Cuntry Cliche's Fer Songwriters? And I see...uh...hear (ew) he's still got that knotted rope of phlegm stuck in his raspy-ass throat.
Hunterdonn		#7562	[-]
Posts: 755 (11/06/09 6:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Can he take one picture in which he doesn't look like he smells? Just one? Is that too much to ask?
suckshardcore		#7563	[-]
Posts: 21877 (11/06/09 9:13 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I couldn't even make it through a minute of that song, is that shit seriously his debut single? I don't like Kris, Adam or Allison's singles but they're like musical masterpieces compared to that pile of crap. Honestly I feel like hardcore Country fans, even fans of preachy shit won't care for it. Under different circumstances they might be able to go for the piece of shit song but Danny's singing makes it that much worse, it really does sound like something is in or is wrong with his mouth. I'm sure his cult followers will buy that piece of shit but I have enough faith in humanity to believe it won't be a hit.
SurvivorLDog93		#7564	[-]
Posts: 26031 (11/06/09 10:24 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Just to be contrarian, I'mma say I kinda like the sound and feel of Danny's debut single. The lyrics are, well, passable and more or less what we would have expected from a Gokey joint. Not that I like him. But I think as debuts go, it's in a nice soft country-pop genre that has some crossover radio potential, and could even pass itself off as Contemporary Christian. It's been 18 months and 14 Days Bobby can't get him a job Repo man's gonna take his van I hear Bobby's giving up on God He needs a hand up and not a hand out Hey, everybody's gotta suffer Don't worry, Don't worry It's only my brother Where is that poverty line I've never really seen it Look around I'm doing fine I'm not really sure I believe it On the other side of town schools are falling down But me I'm riding in style Don't worry, don't worry It's only a child There's a homeless woman with a shopping cart Living on the street Lord knows she can't come in here where the pretty people meet We're all dressed in our Sunday best And she smiles when she sees us Don't worry it's only Jesus There's a the face in the mirror A man that I can be Lord won't you open my eyes Won't you help me see A hungry child needs more than a piece of bread Brother needs a job to get ahead And the homeless a place to lay their head And as much as I've been giving I could never give enough Don't worry it's only love It's only love When you're lonely you're empty Only one thing can fill you up And it's only it's only it's only love
Hunterdonn		#7565	[-]
Posts: 757 (11/06/09 11:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	it really does sound like something is in or is wrong with his mouth He probably sprained his jaw and lost a few teeth from deep throating whole roasters all day.
LeeLeeRaRa		#7566	[-]
Posts: 3684 (11/06/09 11:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hunter your blistering Gokey hate warms the cold cockles of my heart.
heynow		#7567	[-]
Posts: 34 (11/07/09 6:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That song is pretty much what was expected. Very corny. Very preachy. Very Gokey.
Hunterdonn		#7568	[-]
Posts: 760 (11/08/09 3:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
crzcanuck		#7569	[-]
Posts: 374 (11/08/09 4:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^ thanks for that picture, it really made my Sunday evening complete. I can't even bring myself to listen to his single, I don't think I have the stomach for it. Douche hate!!!!!
SardonicallyIrrelevant		#7570	[-]
Posts: 22130 (11/08/09 7:44 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The single was yanked off youtube by Gokey's label. Not because of copyright infringement, but because they were embarrassed.
Creeping Ivy		#7571	[-]
Posts: 5462 (11/08/09 8:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Gokey's label should be embarrassed for even signing him in the first place.
LeeLeeRaRa		#7572	[-]
Posts: 3697 (11/08/09 11:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was going to ask if anyone had heard this smoldering pile of crap on the air yet but I like to think I hang out with ppl who have better taste in music than that.
Hunterdonn		#7573	[-]
Posts: 762 (11/09/09 10:25 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If I ever hear that piece of crap on the radio I'm writing my congressman.
crzcanuck		#7574	[-]
Posts: 378 (11/09/09 4:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Apparently Steven Tyler has quit Aerosmith. If that rumor is true how soon before Goketard's phone is ringing off the hook with an offer to be his replacement. We all know his rendition of 'Scream On' is the stuff of legends.
robbiefan		#7575	[-]
Posts: 6161 (11/09/09 5:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote: The single was yanked off youtube by Gokey's label. Not because of copyright infringement, but because they were embarrassed. And they should be.
Hunterdonn		#7576	[-]
Posts: 764 (11/09/09 7:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Looking good Gokey, looking real good.
LeeLeeRaRa		#7577	[-]
Posts: 3705 (11/09/09 8:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Apparently Steven Tyler has quit Aerosmith. I'm blaming Gokey.
Hunterdonn		#7578	[-]
Posts: 779 (11/10/09 6:36 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I blame Gokey for global warming. See, its a huge cycle. It starts with the little chickens. Because Gokey consumes so much KFC, they had to increase their demands for product. More chicks had to be hatched and raised to satisfy his appetite, by the thousands it seems. This leads to the production of more chicken by-products (chicken shit people), which when burned to dispose of (thats not something you want to be down wind of) it releases not only smoke into the atmosphere, but arsenic as well (farmers feed that to the chickens in their meal or whatever they eat to fight off parasites) So, thanks Gokey you fat fuck, for polluting our atmosphere with poisons, causing global warming, and filling up our land fills with your discarded chicken bones. Tuesday morning Gokey hate. Have a nice day!
crzcanuck		#7579	[-]
Posts: 381 (11/10/09 9:33 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think it's obvious who to blame for the break out of swine flu - Goketard!!!!! He's such a gross, disgusting pig that I'm sure when he was sweating on his two fans shudder he contaminated them with the virus and now we all have to suffer What a fuckface!!!!!!!
bumlets1		#7580	[-]
Posts: 1949 (11/10/09 3:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SurvivorLDog93 wrote: Just to be contrarian, I'mma say I kinda like the sound and feel of Danny's debut single. The lyrics are, well, passable and more or less what we would have expected from a Gokey joint. Not that I like him. But I think as debuts go, it's in a nice soft country-pop genre that has some crossover radio potential, and could even pass itself off as Contemporary Christian. You complimented Gokey! You will end up in Sucks Hell for that kind of blasphemy. To atone for posting the lyrics to that abomination you must cut of your fingers and bury them on hallowed ground under a full moon then salt the earth where you buried them. This is the only way the hands that posted those lyrics can be cleansed.

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