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Posts: 718 (01/14/09 10:01 AM) |
omg stop gng!
i read a GREAT book one time where someone was giving people rabies by putting the virus in their contact lense cases. i researched. totally actaully possible! |
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Posts: 18811 (01/14/09 10:02 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
good news is that they no longer use those LONG needles in the tummy...
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Posts: 1257 (01/14/09 10:04 AM) Registered User |
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Posts: 10841 (01/14/09 10:07 AM) Registered user |
Thanks. Feel free to post pics of white foam coming out of your mouth. GNG might have a couple leftover from last weekend.
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viva la blonde |
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Posts: 719 (01/14/09 10:08 AM) |
gng told me she didn't take pics of me. taht it was a 'private' session
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 18812 (01/14/09 10:10 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
ya know SWM...how are we ever going to make money off of our website if you keep offering up the digital gold for FREE?
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Posts: 10844 (01/14/09 10:14 AM) Registered user |
Apologies...especially to all your repeat customers.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 13693 (01/14/09 10:50 AM) Not a team player
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Omnipponit |
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Posts: 5109 (01/14/09 11:01 AM) Registered User
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 5054 (01/14/09 11:05 AM) Badass motherfucker-er
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He got a phone call from MadWoman 
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peanuts4444 |
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Posts: 345 (01/14/09 11:11 AM) |
He needs a friend, then he would calm down
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viva la blonde |
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Posts: 720 (01/14/09 11:12 AM) |
STOP IT!
word has spread, the entire Battalion is laughing at me 
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 5057 (01/14/09 11:13 AM) Badass motherfucker-er
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A
squirrel died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried it in the ground while it was still alive. The
murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried it. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little squirrel. In the middle of the
night it will be on your ceiling. It will suffocate you like it was suffocated. If you post this, it will not bother you. Your kindness will be
rewarded.
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mountaineer20 |
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Posts: 6128 (01/14/09 11:13 AM) Registered user |
OMG! SQUIRREL PORN!!!
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Posts: 3221 (01/14/09 11:36 AM) Registered user |
is the u.s. at war with squirrels now? are the squirrels the new al qaeda? 
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Posts: 20255 (01/14/09 11:43 AM) >: | |
BlondeMess...while your boss isn't there, you should rush out and rent Mulberry Street and bring it back to work and watch it. TOTALLY what is gonna happen
to you!
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 5420 (01/14/09 11:44 AM) Registered user |
i had a mutant quasimodo squirrel that lived on my deck last summer. my daughter saw it climbing a tree and said "aw look, it has its baby on its
back". i found that unusual and took a closer look and it was a hunchback, demon squirrel. it's gone now thank god. watching it gimp along made me
want to call vet dr. kervorkian. the squirrels destroy all my plants, fuck them.
i have also done battle with a possum and a raccoon that was the size of a medium to large dog. the possum was easy to run off but the raccoon? not so much. had to use the leaf blower to get rid of him. |
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sadllama |
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Posts: 4254 (01/14/09 11:44 AM) |
YOU PEOPLE STOP BEING SO MEAN TO MY BLONDIEKINS!!!
there, there, blonde, i'll make everything better. |
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 34146 (01/14/09 11:47 AM) Registered user |
Squirrels aren't bad. When I lived in my apartment they would crawl in the windows and leave peanuts under the pillows.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 5058 (01/14/09 11:50 AM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Hate to break it to you, but that was actually Hammy.
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