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GoodNeighborgirl |
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FFS...
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pinoyako |
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He raped you?
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viva la blonde |
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Betty White wrote:ok betty seriously? i hope i don't hate your real nic because i love the hell outta this one. and yes nta. it invovled a small furry animal :sobs |
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StarrEise |
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Did you hit a bunny on the way to work?
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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ahh he had to "put down" an animal ...in his backard with a .22?
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finishthemoff |
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Ah, you forgot to wear your make-up and talked back to your boss due to your online "friend" negative influence
For shame, virgio! |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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ahhh she did...she killed a bunny on her way in!
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Hey GNG, did you or did you not go to Wrigley Jan 1 ?
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finishthemoff |
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She had a period and forgot to wear her period pad.
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viva la blonde |
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k. please don't laugh at me for this. they already did that.
so we had a viscious mad squirrel rampaging in the ceiling. i'm TERRIFIED of squirrels. the dentist dude brings in a 'heart trap?' and the Captain puts it in the ceiling. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT DOWN AT NIGHT AND WHEN HE IS NOT GOING TO BE HERE. sitting here. 8 am. SNAP! SQUEAL (squirrel not me). whole fucking ceiling is shaking and the squirrel is screaming. i'm screaming. the fucking cage is bouncing slowly across the ceiling because the squirrel is FLIPPING out. fucker must have been like twenty pounds. truth! i call my boss and after he LAUGHS at me, tells me that he'll be back sometime tonight, maybe tomorrow morning. just turn the music up. well GREAT! who's the squirrel gonna stab in the face when it escapes? ME. my eyes are all puffy shut and now i kind of need some more deoderant. edit: fto, you're a retard. on so many levels |
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StatelyWayneManor |
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For the rest of your life you will hear the screaming...the screaming of the squirrels :^)
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finishthemoff |
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That is even worse!
Watch out for vorpal squirrel! |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Nah, EoT...I didn't get into the lottery to get a ticket and then I COULD have gotten one from some Purdue kids here for a heafty sum but was not going
alone. Wimpy ass Indiana boys have no clue what real sports are and noone would go.
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StarrEise |
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Okay, now I'm laughing at you too.
If' it's a Have-A-Heart trap, the squirrel was only screaming and bouncing around because he's pissed off. The traps don't actually hurt them. When they come and take it away and let it loose (hopefully), the squirrel will not attack you. It will run as far away from you as possible. It cannot escape the trap on its own, trust me. I've used them and caught wild cats, skunks, possums, raccoons, rats, etc. /Dr. Venckman/ Blondie, are you currently menstruating right now? /Dr. Venckman/ |
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Betty White |
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Oh my! It's situations like this where you should always carry a bag of nuts in your purse. I keep my late husband's nuts in a Ziplock sandwich bag
when I visit San Francisco. You never know when one of those homosexual parades will break out, dear.
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viva la blonde |
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starr, my vagina is clean as a whistle and blood/clot free today! it thanks you for inquiring though :)
have a heart that's it. im telling you, this is the hannibal fucking lecter of squirrels. i bet he's got a wire cutter up there. |
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What a sad way to begin the year...
I hope things pick up for you !!! Currently surfing ebay for All-Star skills competition tickets. Little EoT would love me so. He would love me so much. |
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finishthemoff |
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Squirrelownage!
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viva la blonde |
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GRRRR! I ALREADY CAUGHT TH E FUCKING THING. I DON"T NEED DIRECTIONS FOR THAT
i've never hated you more than i do right now |
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