hootie60 wrote:Thank you! (Fellow Hootie fan?) :)
Infamous - That is hilarious! I hope you write for a living cause you should.
It's really just a hobby and labor of love, but I have written a lot of songs in the past, and still do when inspired.
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hootie60 wrote:Thank you! (Fellow Hootie fan?) :) It's really just a hobby and labor of love, but I have written a lot of songs in the past, and still do when inspired. |
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Apparently we have Paula to blame for Kara's "fame."
http://www.dailymotion.co...x8uzk5_paula-extra_music |
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KellysMomCalledMeFine |
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Has Danny killed her yet?
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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suckshardcore wrote:That's a serious rape of my childhood right there. With this knowledge, I will NEVER again be able to think of her the same way as I did when I was a teen. |
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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ROLMAO @ Paula telling Megan that her life will never be the same and she will be doing things she never thought she would be doing in her wildest dreams!
Translation: Due to your Idol exposure, once your 15 minutes have wound down, you will find yourself doing double anal gonzo porn on an empty stomach in some rented mansion in the LA area. |
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flybulldog |
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"During the break, DioGuardi approached him and the rest of her family. At first, she thought he was yelling "broken record" at his sister. When Joy's brother told her the comment was aimed at her, DioGuardi was taken aback. "I am? Why?" she asked. He then said "packaged artist" could be her "packaged phrase." Upset, she stormed off with her bodyguards."It's very clear that she thinks she's got some great talent and no one should dare question her. |
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spyzsrvvrcharmd |
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL wrote: LoL! I can see you're a better writer than Kara. |
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highwind44029 |
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An untrained monkey can write better than Kara. An untrained monkey's ass can write better than Kara.
Not that blueeyedsoul is an untrained monkey's ass or anything. ;) |
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suckshardcore |
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"Seething Hate" is the best parody ever. Weird Al should sing it and do a video featuring a monkey w/ cymbals as Kara.
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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highwind44029 wrote:ROLMAO! (For a second I was like, I agree.. wait..HEY!!!!!.) Seething Hate" is the best parody ever. Weird Al should sing it and do a video featuring a monkey w/ cymbals as Kara.I'm most proud of this one. Before that, my favorite was "Hey There Sophia." I would love to see this on youtube. I think it would be a hit. Would just have to get someone talented to make a video for it (SIGVOLD, if you're listening) and find someone to do a passable job singing it.) |
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I've tried giving her a fair shake. In fact, I was kind of excited to see what she would bring to the table, not to mention being hot. But, it turns out
that she's just as bad as the other three dimwits. If they don't invite her back after this season, I wouldn't shed any t.ears.
To show how I truly feel, I wrote this little ditty to the tune of Welcome Back. What a hack I wanted to like her because she's hot What a hack She thinks she's so smart but she's really not I thought she would be an improvement But it turns out she is just as useless Something else to make me puke (something else to make me puke) She apparently went to Duke (she apparently went to Duke) She simply does not fit in because she has such thin skin What a hack What a hack, what a hack, what a hack What a hack, what a hack, what a hack What a hack Talking about packaged artists and all that crap What a hack The show would be better if she'd just shut her trap He critiques are more spotty than leopards She is nothing but a broken record She's getting on my nerves (she's getting on my nerves) Kick her ass to the curb (kick her ass to the curb) Throwing her out the place would put a smile on my face What a hack What a hack, what a hack, what a hack What a hack, what a hack, what a hack What a hack Getting wet after most of the guys perform What a hack Sadly this is starting to become the norm I'd never thought that I would say this She's even worse than Paula with this shit It would be desired (it would be desired) If she'd just be fired (if she'd just be fired) She simply doesn't belong there, boot her ass out her chair What a hack What a hack, what a hack, what a hack What a hack, what a hack, what a hack |
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LoL @ the thread's title not getting her last name correct
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highwind44029 |
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That's because "dior" and "guido" are two of the things louie hates the most in this world. adur!
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suckshardcore |
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Even more reason to hate DiorGuido (lol).
She's apparently trying to write the coronation song. DioGuardi could face even more vocal feedback, positive or negative, soon. She's currently writing a song that could be selected as the single the "American Idol" finalists will perform and the winner will release. "I've always tried to write the final song so it's not really a big [deal] - they're either going to like it or they're not," she said. How sad, she's tried to write the finale song before and obviously been rejected. Also for anyone who wants to pick out specific songs to hate her for, she is responsible for these: http://en.wikipedia.org/w...ritten_by_Kara_DioGuardi
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RobeyT |
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Trying to write the Coronation Song? Another frickin' reason to hate on this Karl Malden-silly putty nosed hack!
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highwind44029 |
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It's probably another song that will be co-written by seven other people.
Tamyra > Kara POT OF GOLD FTW!!! |
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Wow, considering how awful some of the coronation songs have been, I wonder how bad the ones who lost were.
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL wrote: I kept a copy of "Hey There Sophia" because it was GOLD. I'm keeping a copy of "Seething Hate" too. Awesome job! |
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Merely |
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I love how after every critique she does, she looks around the table for some co-nodding but everyone ignores her.
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Hating her more every day. Shut the fuck up, bitch.
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