maybe it had a protective layer over it. Or possibly lube that warms up with friction. God I hope there was lube.
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What's the weirdest/biggest thing you've had in your ass?
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Posts: 16808 (01/13/09 3:40 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
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WiscBadger95 |
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Posts: 12848 (01/13/09 3:41 PM) Registered user |
Wow. What a classy dame.
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PennyMontana |
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Posts: 3114 (01/13/09 3:52 PM) Registered user |
Oy! It's like getting hit up the ass with a baseball bat.
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 8788 (01/13/09 4:00 PM) Registered user |
Did she give you and your other coworkers a show for the road, Jitterbug?
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it is a mystery |
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Posts: 986 (01/13/09 4:08 PM) |
I shattered a glass jar in my ass once and had to pick out the broken pieces with my bloody fingers.
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 4574 (01/13/09 4:09 PM) Registered User |
She looks kinda tranny to me, which explains why she's so experienced in these matters.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 6896 (01/13/09 4:10 PM) Registered User |
fucking GROSS
she nastay! I hope she tries one of these next time. 
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 2369 (01/13/09 4:12 PM) I'm not drunk
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Her monster overbite with fangs alarms me.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 5048 (01/13/09 4:15 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Seriously. She needs to be making "Rackula" or "Interview With a Dentist".
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finishthemoff |
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Posts: 15023 (01/13/09 4:20 PM) Registered user |
Toilet paper.
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 15922 (01/13/09 4:21 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
A doctor's finger. Felt like a baseball bat.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 6897 (01/13/09 4:23 PM) Registered User |
 Poor Vicc.
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 2283 (01/13/09 4:26 PM) Huge apathy
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She's really proud of the stuff she can shoot out of her ass, and rightly so I guess.
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finishthemoff |
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Posts: 15025 (01/13/09 4:26 PM) Registered user |
Ew!!!!
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Omnipponit |
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Posts: 5094 (01/13/09 4:36 PM) Registered User
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Remember that time you lost your keys? Now you know where they went...
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SonOfAbraxas |
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Posts: 8063 (01/13/09 4:43 PM) BB Forum Moderator |
I love how she's so nonchalant about telling us that if you see an inanimate object it's probably been inside her poopchute.
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 2371 (01/13/09 4:44 PM) I'm not drunk
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Only 9 out of 10 times!!
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 8823 (01/13/09 6:10 PM) Registered User |
You know, it's no fucking miraculous feat to squeeze something OUT of your ass.
Picking something UP with your ass or your vagina lips is a highly coveted skill in certain circles. |
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 2350 (01/13/09 6:17 PM) Registered User |
OK, that thing she did with the golf balls? I just learned that you should NOT try that at home.
Jes sayin'. |
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PennyMontana |
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Posts: 3116 (01/13/09 6:17 PM) Registered user |
LOL...what did you break?
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