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As others sing ...

Paula: You guys are picking songs that do nothing for you!
Debra Byrd, backstage: Song choice! Is that how you see yourself as a recording artist? If not, don't sing it.

Ryan: Bad songs are turning into plane tickets home.
Rejects shed i.pods
Dude: I picked the wrong damn song. It didn't work out. I screwed myself over. I'm a little pissed off.


Nick Mitchell.
No, Ryan; I don't remember "Nick Mitchell."
Oh ... it's NORMAN GENTLE.
Ryan: I give you for the first time, Nick Mitchell.
Or not.
It's NORMAN GENTLE again.
He imitates a pitch pipe, and does a very bad cover of a bad drag cover of Jennifer Hudson.
But there's actually a VOICE in there, somewhere, and the crowd appreciates him.
Randy: You are hilarious, dude. You know what's funny? You got some skills there.
N: Thank you dawg.
Simon: Without the glasses and the silly headband, you're a boring person. Like this, you're a joke.
Paula: No! It would be nice to hear you sing a song all stripped down.

Decision time: Nick/Norman, going through.

DAY TWO.
If I see Mr. Mouthpiercings begging again, I'll barf.

I think my preliminary faves (weak as they may be) are on Day Two.

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Danny and Jamar are here on Day Two.
Danny, lost his wife.
Jamar, his best friend / "brother".
Jamar must have really been butchin' it up in KC.
Jamar goes first and does the WRONG SONG. California Dreamin' is not a shouted song.
But the crowd likes it.
Randy: I'm a big fan of yours. You're different, relevant. I'm a fan.
Danny next. The dangerous Kiss From A Rose.
He's not doing well with it, either. The high notes aren't there for Danny.
It's like he cannot sing, so he just shouts the chorus. With bad phrasing, too.
Crowd loves it, though.
Paula gives him a standing O. "You are ready to record records! I'll just shut up."

Both Jamar and Danny make it through.

After the break: Emily and Bikini Girl!