Jakob Speed wrote:oh. maybe that's what it was.
Vegazguy wrote:Actually they said you were a CLOWN, not CLONE.
i'm a clone but nobody knows it except me. the other people that knew are dead now. i can't say how they died. scandalous.
You moron.
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Jakob Speed wrote:oh. maybe that's what it was. |
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2ManyAndersons |
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My Uncle was murdered by hick RCMP officers in the late 1960s. He is the only relative that my Dad says looked like me or acted like me. So when ya think the RCMP will be gunning for you, Jakob? I am the only female in my dad's family to make it to the age of 25 with a college degree and not have a litter of kids. My father's family name is synonymous with loser where I am from. (Left the door wide open there, I know.) |
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VillageIdiot |
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both my parents are terrorists. 4 REAL
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SmrtAss |
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My widowed MIL married her DIL's father. That's not too bad, right?
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Veelicious |
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not too bad
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Jakob Speed |
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2ManyAndersons wrote: When I take over, the RCMP will be a professional National Police force and strengthened, and the local hick cop duties will be splintered off as a separate entity. |
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solesurvivor01 |
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Nothing terribly crazy...
My grandmother's grandfather was murdered (thrown down an elevator shaft, actually) because he refused to join a labor union. My aunt met and married some Iranian guy within a year. The marriage was a complete failure because of culture clash (and other things), but the marriage was annulled after two months. Her kids have no clue something like this ever happened. The way my dad became a US citizen was not entirely legal. We always say he became one when he married my mom, but he actually got a female roommate of his to "marry" him, just so he could become a citizen. They then "divorced." My cousin almost got into HUGE trouble for (accidentally) disobeying orders while in the military. |
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Althea Xegony |
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Okay, here goes!
My 1st stepmother (dad married her 4 different times) was from a very racist family. Her brother and father were part of the KKK during the 70's and 80's. Her brother was found beat to death in a ditch. Her oldest son was arrested for armed robbery (18 counts). When the police brought him to our home (he had hidden his mask there) my other stepbrother at the time raised up from sleeping and asked him if he had a doobie. The police were standing right behind stepbrother 1. THAT was funny. Two out of three of my former stepbrothers have served serious time in prison. Armed robbery of course and selling pot. My father was stationed overseas when he married my mother. Rumor has it he had to marry her because of something he did with another girl on the island. Beats me. Dad claimed the only way he could ever have sex with my mother was if he was drunk off his ass. Great to know I was conceived in a drunken stupor. My father (God bless him) was busted for growing pot. He told the police he would rather give the stuff to friends and family instead of them wasting their money on the shitty weed that was out there. My oldest sister is addicted to pain meds. She also has a felony charge on her record for embezzling 30k from the county jail. She was their collection agent. My middle sister was married for 9 years, decided she was gay and left her husband and child. She is now supporting and living with a hermephidite (*sp). My youngest sister is 27, divorced, 2 children, and living with a married man. Little sister was involved in a three way relationship with the married man and his wife at the same time. The 3some split up because the married man's wife was caught cheating on him without permission. My grandfather used to make moonshine. As a very young kid all my cousins and I would sneak into the barn and hide his bottles from him. *******WOW! I'm glad no one in my family knows I come to this board lol. |
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Nat57 |
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My gawd...I thought my family was crazy until I read this shit. Nothing more than Dui's and a few unwed pregnancies and some affairs in my family and we all were embarrassed by that little stuff. |
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simplyamused |
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My boyfriends ex-wife and I are good friends. She and I went today and got mani-pedis and then massages and I paid.
I'm a kick ass girlfriend, aren't I? |
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Mar1848 |
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My sister's sister-in-law and husband came out to their family after 12 years of marriage and having had two children, shocking the shit out of her
husband's parents. The sister-in-law and husband both immediately moved in (separate homes) with their respective lovers. The other sister-in-law is gay
as well. Our family suspects that my sister's husband is gay too. We're just waiting for that announcement.
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