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Family Scandals and Secretsssssssss
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Posts: 5151 (01/11/09 9:58 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 5366 (01/11/09 9:59 AM) Registered user |
ObservingEgo wrote: 
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 unduli clone |
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Posts: 4275 (01/11/09 10:01 AM) Registered User |
My grandfather was 19 when he met my grandmother, but she was 22. He lied and told her that he was 23 so she wouldn't think he was too young. They ended up getting married, but had to keep it a secret because my grandmother worked at some sort of nursing home deal where you weren't allowed to be married. She eventually found out that he was really three years younger than her on his "30th" birthday when his mother showed up and got in an argument with his wife over how old he was. My dad's birth certificate even has his father's incorrect age on it. There's also another secret marriage in my family that was kept quiet until the real marriage. Even to this day, only four people (besides the bride/groom) know about it. |
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unduli clone |
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Posts: 4277 (01/11/09 10:05 AM) Registered User |
Oh, and my cousin died of a drug overdose after being in and out of jail for heroine possession. Oh yeah! My uncle also was married to a crazy who was like ten years older than him for eight or nine years. I don't remember her, but supposedly she was legitimately crazy (like, on medication) and would wig out if he talked to anyone, including his family. At all the family functions he had to sit in a corner and not associate with people or she'd get jealous. He finally grew a pair and divorced her. She's still being crazy somewhere.... |
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khnum |
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Posts: 20294 (01/11/09 10:10 AM) Registered User |
I'm shocked that OT posters come from trash!
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Dictatorship |
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Posts: 6476 (01/11/09 10:29 AM) |
khnum wrote:X! |
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 8392 (01/11/09 10:37 AM) Registered user |
My half-sister got her kids taken away from her. And her dogs. I have no idea where she is or what she's doing now. I don't really care either.
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jessica has spoken |
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Posts: 6848 (01/11/09 10:43 AM) Registered User |
My family is normal.
But my husband's the second child of a marriage between a 15 year old and a 17 year old. When he was about 2, they divorced because dad cheated on mom. This is where it gets good. Years later, my FIL marries a schizophrenic. When that didn't work out, after years of torturing their kids, they divorced. He is currently married to schizophrenic's sister. He lives half way across the country, so I wasn't there, but my SIL/BIL and their kids went to FIL's house for Christmas for a few days... Where both wife #2 and wife #3 (the sisters...) were all under one roof for a jolly good time. creeeeepypants |
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NotQuiteDeadYet |
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Posts: 1832 (01/11/09 10:54 AM) Registered User |
my grandad had an affair back in the day and the mistress got preggers. So I have a semi-weird-half-uncle out there somewhere. I never knew until a few years
ago when my grandma died.
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Snuffy Smiff |
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Posts: 1623 (01/11/09 11:07 AM) Registered user |
A distant uncle of mine on my mother's side invaded and subjugated western Europe and big chunks of Russia in the 1930's and 40's.
To maintain our family's privacy I'm not gonna say exactly who it was. |
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ZippyDoDa |
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Posts: 9155 (01/11/09 11:34 AM) Such a naughty monkey |
Yall ain't got nuttin.
My grandmother, god rest her soul, said my grandfather, god rest his soul, fell off the roof and landed on a pitchfork and that is what killed him. Twas a lie, she did him in, and got away with it. My Aunt did the weather in Erie, PA for years, who knew! Imagine if they knew about her brother's in-laws family secrets. My Great Uncle worked for the Pentagon, imagine if they knew what his Aunt did. My cousin drowned in the Susquehanna River during a hurricane when he was 18. Took 3 days to get to him because of the River being so high, and all of the whirlpools, after the hurricane. Dumb ass was high and thought he could swim across to his girlfriends house, even though the raging river took out the bridge. My Step Brother robbed a Brew Burger back in the 70's and made the front page of the NY Daily News, went away for 7 years, cause he used a portable police scanner so he wouldn't get caught, yeah that worked out real well for him. His Step brother, god rest his soul, got away with murder up in Spanish Harlem, in the 70's, he didn't take no shit from anyone, wore it like a badge. The rest of the skeletons must remain hidden until the parties to the first part are dead, too!! LOL
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01/11/09 7:14 PM.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 4971 (01/11/09 11:46 AM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Twas a lie, she did him in, and got away with it 
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 7389 (01/11/09 12:15 PM) |
Oh, yeah...I forgot one:
My uncle spent time in prison for knocking over a liquor store when he was 18 years old. Kept him out of the service during WWII. |
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Frankie G Morris |
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Posts: 18191 (01/11/09 12:56 PM) All your ghosts are belong to us |
When I was 17 - I went on vacation to Kellerman's in the Catskill Mountains. I had a mad crazy crush on the resort's dance instructor Johnny Castle. I
ended up getting the money from dad to pay for his dance partner Penny's illegal abortion. The abortion was botched and I was forced to have my dad (who
happened to be a doctor) come help out. He thought Johnny was the father and forbade me from seeing him again. Of course I didn't. We danced. We had fucked
like crazy. My family found out ... so did the Kellermans. Johnny was fired, but on the last night we were there ... Johnny came back ... and told my family
"Nobody puts Frankie in the corner." ... We danced. The Staff Danced. Everyone Danced. Other than that ... no real scandals that I can think of.
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MMMadcow |
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Posts: 6410 (01/11/09 1:28 PM) Registered User |
Rumor has it my grandfather killed his sisters husband. Husband had a nasty habit of beating the shit out of grandad's sister. One day, gramps got fed up,
and shot the bum. The body was left in an alley, in a really bad part of town. The pistol used mysteriously showed up, years later, when we were cleaning out
my great aunts home.
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worstdog |
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Posts: 3782 (01/11/09 1:37 PM) Registered user |
Frankie G Morris wrote:
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CatNamedRudy |
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Posts: 2824 (01/11/09 1:37 PM) Registered user |
Zippy' story reminded me: I have a cousin who stole a car with a friend of his (it was his friend's mom's car) and went on a crime spree from
Wisconsin to Wyoming where they finally got caught. They were both 16 and neither had ever been in trouble before. For whatever reason, they thought they
should steal a car and start robbing convenience stores.
That same cousin's dad was a compulsive gambler who was constantly borrowing money from my grandma so he could go play slot machines. |
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 5376 (01/11/09 1:52 PM) Registered user |
i was a bouncer/cooler in a town outside of kansas city. my friend was blind and performed in a band behind a cage built to protect them from the sleazy,
drunken slobs who frequented the joint.
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kenc333 |
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Posts: 6573 (01/11/09 1:55 PM) |
My mom's father was in the military and started a second family in the USA. She met him for the first time when she was 42 years old. =S
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Dharmit |
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Posts: 9360 (01/11/09 1:57 PM) Registered user |
SmrtAss wrote:Me either! |
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