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Posts: 77 (01/09/09 3:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So the other night I went out with some friends. A friend drove me to a bar where we met up with other people. One of the guys was hot and all the girls where trying to get his attention. Towards the end of the night I got into it with my friend and told him I would go back home with someone else. Later that night as a true sign of karma I got into a fight with the girl I was going to go home with and she left me and walked out on her tab. So in the end the hot guy offered to take me to his place and told me he couldnt take me home because he was drunk. He swallowed it all and then some, and then told me he never brought guys home and stuff. I dont beleive him, he barely knows me and drank my cum. He then told me he would love to hang out with me wenever my girlfriend was busy and stuff. So today my girlfriend left and wont be back till sunday, Im thinking about calling him but I dont know if I trust him. He has the best apartment ever with a great view of the skyline. ~grammarial edit. And I don't believe a word of this post. Z. Last Edited By: Zeep 01/09/09 8:54 PM. Edited 1 time.
Jitensha		#1	[-]
Posts: 16701 (01/09/09 3:38 PM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	have you met my friend jaymalove? You should procreate.
Dharmit		#2	[-]
Posts: 9347 (01/09/09 3:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
sadllama		#3	[-]
Posts: 4202 (01/09/09 3:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'd like to know what your definition of clean is.
ItsAlanisbitch		#4	[-]
Posts: 687 (01/09/09 3:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TrafficJam wrote: So the other night I went out with some friends. A friend drove me to a bar where we met up with other people. One of the guys was hot and all the girls where trying to get his attention. Towards the end of the night I got into it with my friend and told him I would go back home with someone else. Later that night as a true sign of karma I got into a fight with the girl I was going to go home with and she left me and walked out on her tab. So in the end the hot guy offered to take me to his place and told me he couldnt take me home because he was drunk. He swallowed it all and then some, and then told me he never brought guys home and stuff. I dont beleive him, he barely knows me and drank my cum. He then told me he would love to hang out with me wenever my girlfriend was busy and stuff. So today my girlfriend left and wont be back till sunday, Im thinking about calling him but I dont know if I trust him. He has the best apartment ever with a great view of the skyline. BobbyBrown06.
Gregoire		#5	[-]
Posts: 30759 (01/09/09 3:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Swallows are beautiful birds.
BobbyBrown06		#6	[-]
Posts: 10116 (01/09/09 3:59 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ItsAlanisbitch wrote: TrafficJam wrote: So the other night I went out with some friends. A friend drove me to a bar where we met up with other people. One of the guys was hot and all the girls where trying to get his attention. Towards the end of the night I got into it with my friend and told him I would go back home with someone else. Later that night as a true sign of karma I got into a fight with the girl I was going to go home with and she left me and walked out on her tab. So in the end the hot guy offered to take me to his place and told me he couldnt take me home because he was drunk. He swallowed it all and then some, and then told me he never brought guys home and stuff. I dont beleive him, he barely knows me and drank my cum. He then told me he would love to hang out with me wenever my girlfriend was busy and stuff. So today my girlfriend left and wont be back till sunday, Im thinking about calling him but I dont know if I trust him. He has the best apartment ever with a great view of the skyline. BobbyBrown06. You rang? Is this onlooker_delay's new nic? That was his name right?
Visa Declined		#7	[-]
Posts: 3868 (01/09/09 4:00 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The swallows return to San Juan Capistrano around March 19
Monsieur Muggles		#8	[-]
Posts: 5787 (01/09/09 4:02 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He was too drunk to take you home. Anything said or done after that was announced should be taken with a grain of salt. Also, straight men with girlfriends don't refer to any other straight man as "hot."
bluesboi		#9	[-]
Posts: 4003 (01/09/09 4:02 PM) Gay Canookian Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There are only 7 swallows native to Canada.
TrafficJam		#10	[-]
Posts: 78 (01/09/09 4:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Monsieur Muggles wrote: He was too drunk to take you home. Anything said or done after that was announced should be taken with a grain of salt. Also, straight men with girlfriends don't refer to any other straight man as "hot." He was not too drunk, he just wanted me to go to his apartment! He said all he could do was give me a place to sleep, We where at a bar about ten minutes from his place but atl east 30 minutes away from mine which was his excuse to not drive me home. I have not claimed to be straight, I just have a girlfriend that I sex several times a week and who lets me live with her. He texted me last night asking me about the girl I got in a fight with that night but I didnt text back.
BobbyBrown06		#11	[-]
Posts: 10118 (01/09/09 4:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ok, play by play of what happened once you got to the apartment... tyia
ScruffyGuy		#12	[-]
Posts: 8781 (01/09/09 4:31 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That skyline-view sounds great. Not to mention the added bonus that he swallows. He must have some money. Hopefully he's an alcoholic, too. After the sex during your next few encounters, odds are good that he'll pass out and you can rummage through his stuff, maybe pilfer a few choice CDs or take a $20 out of his wallet (don't take bills larger than that, he's likely to remember those). Oh, you adorable kiddies and your noncommittal sexual identities! You're such fun. Just cream his throat as often as you can and have a good time with that. Try not to get too involved, but do step it up from texting to at least answering machine messages. You want to show some class, right?
Monsieur Muggles		#13	[-]
Posts: 5789 (01/09/09 4:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Scruffy was a klepto?
TrafficJam		#14	[-]
Posts: 79 (01/09/09 4:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BobbyBrown06 wrote: Ok, play by play of what happened once you got to the apartment... tyia We got to the apartment, I took a piss, and he gave me something to put my contacts in. He said I could sleep on the couch but the bed was huge so I took off my shoes and layed on it during which time he was feeding his dog or something. He came into the bed and he told me I didnt have to sleep with jeans on and that I could borrow some shorts, I told him I was fine. We started talking about Batman movies and then got online to look something up, when the computer was out we where very close to each other. after we put the computer up he stayed close and we layed down. His face was like 2 inches from my armpit and I asked him if he liked that, he said it smelled like deoderant. Our toes strarted to touch and I pulled him onto my chest with one arm. He started talking about my pants being on and didnt see how I could sleep in them. I took them off. He started touching me and down he went. He wanted to kiss me but I said no.
NickF227		#15	[-]
Posts: 6408 (01/09/09 4:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Monsieur Muggles wrote: Scruffy was a klepto? More like still is. Since, ya know, he doesn't wanna be commited so he just juggles his 50 fuck buddies.
PennyMontana		#16	[-]
Posts: 3093 (01/09/09 4:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The added bonus that he swallows? Don't most gay guys swallow. Pardon my ignorance.
bluesboi		#17	[-]
Posts: 4004 (01/09/09 4:43 PM) Gay Canookian Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Don't most gay guys swallow Ummmm, no
Visa Declined		#18	[-]
Posts: 3869 (01/09/09 4:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	with a great view of the skyline. Frazier gave you head? I thought Miles was the Gay.
ScruffyGuy		#19	[-]
Posts: 8782 (01/09/09 4:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Silly kids. You guys aren't old enough to remember the good old days when one-night stands resulted in waking up to discover you'd been rolled. I don't spend the night anywhere and would never take something from another dude. I did accidentally once step on and crush a guy's Paul Simon Graceland cassette tape, though. I felt bad about it but didn't offer to buy him a new one. Fuck that shit. I have had a few popper crooks try to palm my fresh bottles from time to time but I always catch them. Commit? Why in the world would I ever do that again? Traffic, he sounds more gay than you -- he likes your armpit smell but you won't kiss. He may be a little too advanced for you right now. Just saying... ETA: Don't most gay guys swallow. Most of mine do, yeah. Now and then I run into someone who does not. It's no big deal to me, but all men DO prefer it if you eat our spooge.
Baby Jesus Jr		#20	[-]
Posts: 220 (01/09/09 4:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Baby Jesus, Jr. cries at all the gaying up in every GrampsDamned thread.

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