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1. Porsche & Fabio / Dating (NickF227)
2. Graham & Brad / Bachelors/Straight Dudes turned Gay (Cuauhtemoc Gilmore)
3. Curtis & Starla / Married Five Years (maximillian)
4. Russel & Troy / Professional Tag-Team Wrestlers (Q Iron)
5. Chet & Ryan / Roommates (hakushu8)
6. Asuka & Rei / Co-Workers (Nimberlane)
7. Kris & Josh / Pen Pals/Space Camp Friends (CatLurvesDorothy)
8. Louis & Jeanne-Antoinette / King & Mistress (maldoror122)
9. Olivia & Walter / FBI Agents (Crowlass)
10. Eustace & Muriel / Farmer & Wife (yope3141)
11. Frank & Antonio / Grandfather & Grandson (3Diesel)
12. Patani & Charisse / Survivor Contestants (Gesellschaft)



Pit Stop:
The Pit Stop for this Race is the statue of Cristo Rey, located around the hills in Cali. It's sort of like the poor cousin of the Cristo Redentor in Rio de Janeiro. It offers decent views of the city and is also a great place to get mugged.

Post (INCLUDE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAVE REMAINING):
*team checks in*

Route Info:
Teams must now make their way to the next Pit Stop, the statue of Cristo Rey in the hills around Cali.

WARNING - THE LAST TEAM TO CHECK IN WILL BE ELIMINATED.

Post:
*taxi to Cristo Rey* (12000 COP / 2U)
*bus to Cristo Rey* (5000 COP / 3U)
*hike up to Cristo Rey* (free / 5U)



Post:
*retrieve and rip open clue*





To shoot, post:
*(team member) identifies (celebrity name) and shoots them*
Remember, you can shoot once a minute, and you must not edit.

Post:
*(team member) grabs gun and runs into mansion*

Roadblock:
Who's got a good eye and (quick reflexes) for celebrities?
In this Roadblock, teams will be working for the leaders of an opposing drug clan, bent on impacting their rival's business by killing of some of his most famous clients.
For each update, 6 profile pictures of various celebrities will be shown. To kill 1 of the celebrities, you must identify them correctly and then take aim. If another person performing the Roadblock beats you to the punch, then too bad, you must target someone else. You may fire a shot once per minute; once you have correctly identified and killed 4 celebrities, you may proceed to receive your next clue.
DO NOT CHEAT. DO NOT EDIT YOUR POSTS IF SOMEONE BEATS YOU TO THE PUNCH OR IF YOU REALISED/THINK YOU POSTED WRONGLY, UNLESS YOU ARE JUST ADDING A CONFESSIONAL/SKIT.

Post:
*(team member) will do the Roadblock*

Post:
*retrieve and rip open clue*

Route Info:
Teams must now travel to the nearby mansion of a famous drug lord, where a massive party is being held.

Post:
*taxi to mansion* (19000 COP / 2U)
*bus to mansion* (7000 COP / 4U)

Post:
*receive and rip open clue*



Detour:
Meth Face or Drug Brain

In Meth Face, teams will proceed to a local NGO to help create educational materials against the abuse of drugs; they will be creating before/after shots depicting the effects of using methamphetamines.
They have to list out 5 physical differences occurring to the head/face resulting from meth usage. They must also use the picture of a real-life person, and then modify it in an image editor (such as Paint or Photoshop) to recreate the effects that they have described. Once the representative from the NGO has deemed their work satisfactory, they may receive their next clue.

YOU MUST MAKE YOUR OWN CONTENT. NO COPYING.

Post:
*run to NGO and start preparing pamphlet*

In Drug Brain, teams will proceed to a clandestine meth lab nearby to separate chemical compounds.

HCHNCHHHCOHHHCHOCCHCCCHCCHHCCHHNHHHCCOCCHHCCHHCCHCHNOCHHCHHCHCHHCHCHHHHHHHHHCCCHCCHHHHHCCCCHCHHHHHCCOCHCHHHCNOH

The above string of letters contains the formulas of 4 compounds found in common addictive substances. Unscramble and organise them to form coherent chemical formulas, and then PM me the simplified chemical formulas and common names for these 4 chemical compounds. If the answer is correct, teams will receive their next clue.

Post:
*run to secret meth lab nearby and start separation of compounds*

Post:
*team chooses (Detour name)*

If teams want to they may choose to hire a drug runner for 23000 COP the rest of the leg. Drug runners have a street-smart expertise of the Cali area and will help teams get to each destination 1 update faster. However, they may also have antagonised the wrong people before and run a 1-in-15 chance of being randomly killed anytime during the leg (including transportation). If teams pass on this offer, they may proceed directly to post *team chooses (Detour name)*.

Post (optional):
*hire drug runner, (choose a whole number from 1-15)* (23000 COP)

Post:
*retrieve and rip open clue*

Post:
*taxi to Extasis* (18000 COP / 2U)
*bus to Extasis* (4000 COP / 4U)
Rebecca & Sassy / Twins (YemaGrl1988)



Teams are now on their way to Santiago de Cali, Colombia via helicopters. When they land, they must make their way to the exterior of the Extasis nightclub, located in one of Cali's seedier neighbourhoods, where they'll find a drug dealer who'll hand them their next clue.

Post:
*run to helipad and wait to get on helicopter*



Teams will now travel to the city of Santiago de Cali, Colombia, or Cali for short. Cali is the 3rd largest city in Colombia and is also the capital of Norte del Valle province, home base to the infamous cartel of the same name and among the largest centres of coca plant cultivation in the country.
To do so, they will travel to a nearby private helipad; they can choose to travel via canoe or speedboat. Once teams reach the helipad, they must scramble to get on board the waiting helicopters; seats are allocated on a first-come-first-serve basis, and the helicopters are scheduled to depart 1 update apart each other. Helicopters will, in any case, take off in 3 updates after being occupied (though the difference in departure times still hold).

Colombia's official currency is the Colombian peso.

Post:
*speedboat to helipad* (10 USD / 1U)
*canoe to helipad* (3 USD / 2U)

Route Info:
Teams will now have to make their way to a particular city in a particular country. They must solve the clue below.



Post:
*the next destination is Santiago de Cali, Colombia*
Josh & Stephanie / Friends with Benefits (snowboarders only)

You have 26 USD for this leg of the Race.