At least he's still able to walk and smoke. Some fat people can't do either let alone both at the same time.
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Posts: 815 (01/05/09 6:41 PM) |
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There was a time when he would've been the absolute best choice to play a truly epic Falstaff. I've heard he has/had a coke problem too . . . will another famously funny fatty succumb to inevitable tragedy like so many others??? Why can't it be Artie Lang instead??? |
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Tatatoothy.
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Posts: 5743 (01/05/09 6:48 PM) Registered user |
he's clearly not doing enough coke if he's still that fat
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Posts: 4479 (01/05/09 6:53 PM) |
His portrayal of the Babe (not the talking pig although apt) was awe inspiring. I hope he doesn't die until 2010 so I can squeeze his overworked/oversized
heart into my deathpool.
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Posts: 3632 (01/05/09 7:14 PM) Jimmy Dean |
so he lived longer than john candy and they look to be roughly the same size. although, correct me if i am wrong, john candy didn't seem to live quite as
"hard" as mr goodman.
he has also lived waaaaay longer than chris farley who, cumulatively speaking, is on par with john goodman for quantity consumed i would guess. i conclude that john goodman is a fucking tank! he obviously parties hard and is morblidly obese...and over 50? yeah, his days are numbered. |
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Posts: 5240 (01/05/09 7:19 PM) Registered user |
i think john candy lived pretty hard. holy shit. goodman looks like his heart could explode on a whim. got to give him points for puffing while powerwalking.
probably any walking for him constitutes powerwalking.
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Posts: 3830 (01/05/09 7:21 PM) Registered User |
the best part is that if he had $10,000 in the bank he could get laid and if he had $1,000,000 he could fuck the hottest woman in the room. Its a man's
world, baby!!
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Posts: 1172 (01/05/09 8:39 PM) |
Good luck finding it. I doubt he's seen it in years.
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I was wondering why he hasn't hosted SNL yet this year. |
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Posts: 12170 (01/06/09 12:19 AM) mwah |
He ate Mad TV for them.
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Poor guy.
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Podunk Town wrote:I sat there mesmerized for 3 hours. I still could not believe the outcome of half ton mom. And half ton teenagers mother needs to be locked up for child abuse. |
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Posts: 1414 (01/06/09 2:42 PM) |
Wasn't John Goodman the self appointed spokesperson for NO there for a while? I remember so many pics of Katrina refugees that make Mr. Goodman look
positively svelte. Mayhap he should cut back on the cajun cuisine.
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Posts: 33 (01/06/09 2:45 PM) |
I thought this was another Hewitt thread. He can carry that weight pretty well. I don't see the ish.
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Posts: 7975 (01/06/09 3:05 PM) BB Forum Moderator |
This thread would have been a LOT longer if the title were slightly changed.
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He washes himself with a rag on a stick.
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