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Sardonically Irreverent		#5361	[-]
Posts: 12920 (05/19/08 1:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Claymazement		#5362	[-]
Posts: 1751 (05/19/08 1:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"[David] Cook also asked if he could dance with me - that was a little awkward," he said. "So I said no." Cookie rulez.
HoboKitty		#5363	[-]
Posts: 911 (05/19/08 1:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	at this whole page and HATE!
Gregoire		#5364	[-]
Posts: 27690 (05/19/08 1:54 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Porkchop was neutered at birth, so the question of sexuality is irrelevant. Daddy keeps Archie's genetalia in a pickle jar on the family's baby grand piano and rattles it at him every time he sings a wrong note.
Lobsters		#5365	[-]
Posts: 6293 (05/19/08 2:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	opendoor50 wrote: Mind you, Archuleta did get other offers. "[David] Cook also asked if he could dance with me - that was a little awkward," he said. "So I said no." OMG! That shit right there is hilarious! AFTERNOON GASPY HATE! You know why he preferred his prom this way? Cause you can guarantee that if he was home living a normal life he wouldn't have had a date to the prom. Fer sure.
The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL		#5366	[-]
Posts: 4463 (05/19/08 3:05 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Gregoire wrote: Porkchop was neutered at birth, so the question of sexuality is irrelevant. Daddy keeps Archie's genetalia in a pickle jar on the family's baby grand piano and rattles it at him every time he sings a wrong note. I TOTALLY buy that!
McWolcott		#5367	[-]
Posts: 7286 (05/19/08 3:31 PM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Porckchop is one of the famed Castrato perhaps???
The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL		#5368	[-]
Posts: 4464 (05/19/08 3:33 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	McWolcott wrote: Porckchop is one of the famed Castrato perhaps??? Can't spell Castrato without Castro.
HoboKitty		#5369	[-]
Posts: 917 (05/19/08 3:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Building on the theory of castration, his dad eventually figured that his son needed to be more masculine for the market and that's when he started with the testosterone shots to deepen his voice. Because Papa Porkchop is no doctor and probably threatened some pharmaceutical company to provide him with the hormones, the dosages are probably irregular. So Archtard could be fluctuating between too low and too high levels of testosterone for his body. Now this is where things get good- After some googling, I discovered that a deficiency in testosterone causes low sex drive (check), moodiness (we can't really say), and lack of energy (big fuckin' check). However, in excess, the hormone can cause DIFFICULTY IN BREATHING (big mother fuckin' check!).
McWolcott		#5370	[-]
Posts: 7287 (05/19/08 3:55 PM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL wrote: McWolcott wrote: Porckchop is one of the famed Castrato perhaps??? Can't spell Castrato without Castro. Or rat.
opendoor50		#5371	[-]
Posts: 877 (05/19/08 3:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Win or lose, Archie has the potential for more ass (male and/or female) than all the h8trs here combined.
The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL		#5372	[-]
Posts: 4465 (05/19/08 4:08 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	opendoor50 wrote: Win or lose, Archie has the potential for more midget ass, tranny cock, fisting, and strapon love, than all the h8trs here combined. FIXED! Last Edited By: The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL 05/19/08 4:27 PM. Edited 1 times.
SonOfAbraxas		#5373	[-]
Posts: 2866 (05/19/08 4:20 PM) BB Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No no no ... that'd be me.
Sigvold		#5374	[-]
Posts: 7925 (05/19/08 5:23 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yippie!� My final installment of The Archuleta Files: You can add comments at:�� http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwuMCim-tU
seaguy		#5375	[-]
Posts: 11208 (05/19/08 5:26 PM) AI Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm at work and had to turn it off because I'm laughing too hard. The Electric Company & All in the Family references...I'm dying here. Can't wait to watch the rest, but I'll have to do that at home.
HoboKitty		#5376	[-]
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alligator pear		#5377	[-]
Posts: 139 (05/19/08 5:32 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Gosh. I'm sure glad I put my drink down before I got to the mayor part
SurvivorFanGP		#5378	[-]
Posts: 7932 (05/19/08 5:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was DYING when it got to the mayor with the voice-overs from the Wizard of Oz.
Lobsters		#5379	[-]
Posts: 6296 (05/19/08 5:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LMAO at Puff the Magic Dragon. Sig...quality stuff as always.
Cammie		#5380	[-]
Posts: 357 (05/19/08 5:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sigvold, just fantastic!!! The Mayor bit was just too freakin funny. And "ARRRRCHHIIIEEEE" from "All in the Family". Perfect!

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