I have a question. How did he get the nickname "Porkchop?"
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David Archuleta Hate - My Eardrums Have Been Crushed
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Posts: 23830 (05/14/08 6:48 AM) Registered user |
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Albatross |
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Posts: 340 (05/14/08 7:18 AM) Registered User |
His shitty names means porkchop in spanish.
WEDNESDAY MORNING HATE FOR THE OVER PIMPED PIECE OF OLD DRIED UP WHITE DOG SHIT! |
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dagny1331 |
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Posts: 1314 (05/14/08 7:19 AM) Registered User |
I recall reading that "Chuleta" is "Porkchop" in Spanish, but I can't confirm.
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HoboKitty |
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Posts: 645 (05/14/08 7:24 AM) |
^ that's right.
I hope none of his fans are Jewish. Otherwise I'm calling their Rabbis and telling on them. |
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Albatross |
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Posts: 341 (05/14/08 7:33 AM) Registered User |
Maybe Poppa Porkchop did something to Cook to fuck up his voice?
Anyway, nice to hear Poppa was seen being all chummy and touchy feely with two of the stooges who praise his midget week after week. I'm sure after the evil bastard wins, Poppa won't have any more use for those 2 morons. |
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8trackmind |
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Posts: 553 (05/14/08 7:39 AM) I demand attention! |
The Chris Brown song he did second was easily his worst performance since We Can Work It Out, possibly his worst ever, and gave me some hope he might actually
get booted. Unfortunately, it was his only trainwreck of the night. I think he had to be terrible on ALL THREE songs to have any chance at all of being
Melinda'd. But given Simon's orgasms over Cook's so-so night, I think TPTB are tired of Archretard and his dad and have finally realized that he is
NOT about to sell 5 million CDs. By the time a CD is ready, his tweentard fans will be busy creaming over Zac Efron or whatever cute boy of the month is on the
cover of 16, and he'll be forgotten.
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Utopian |
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Posts: 5088 (05/14/08 8:11 AM) Registered User |
Dan Fogelberg hasn't been dead a year and already this snot-nose little chimp has ole Dan turning over in his grave.
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Millie Lammoreaux |
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Posts: 472 (05/14/08 8:16 AM) Registered User |
^hahaha! I was just reading at the votetheworst joint somebody said PorkChop dances like a chimp!
hahahahahahaha!!! Is it true the fucker had on the same shirt he sported last week? I switch the channel when his grinning sappy sissy mug comes on. WEDNESDAY HATE FOR GASPY!! |
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HoboKitty |
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Posts: 647 (05/14/08 8:32 AM) |
I honestly believe Simon doesn't want him to win. If anything he was pimping Cook.
And now for some vftw chops: 
Come on, guys - 5000 posts by tonight!!! |
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KaiserKeller |
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Posts: 888 (05/14/08 8:50 AM) Registered User |
The best future Devil Child could ever hope for is to have the
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HoboKitty |
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Posts: 650 (05/14/08 9:12 AM) |
UNDYING HATRED!!!!
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 NeonTetra67 |
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Posts: 5083 (05/14/08 9:14 AM) Registered user |
UNCONDITIONAL HATRED FOR THIS BORING MIDGET!!!
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suckshardcore |
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Posts: 13878 (05/14/08 9:19 AM) Registered user |
Unfortunately Archtard isn't going anywhere unless TPTB want him out. I doubt they do though, he's come this far and I'm sure they want their epic
David vs David F2, especially based on how they judged last night.
Archie's dad aside I'm sure they still want to sign him and make as much money off his fangirls as they possibly can from his first CD and any weird ass official merchandise they come up with. |
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SurvivorFanGP |
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Posts: 7794 (05/14/08 9:37 AM) Registered user |
Thing is, he's better off losing now than at the finale. I genuinely fear for him if he loses (in terms of what his dad is gonna do to him), and losing at
the finale would be a much bigger blow than getting kicked off tonight.
Not to mention we'll be hearing Clay-esque "ARCHIE WUZ RAWBED!!11!!" for years. |
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Lovejonze |
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Posts: 5677 (05/14/08 9:47 AM) Registered User |
Do you think he is imagining the judges in mormon underwear when he closes his eyes while singing? |
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BillyGoatMan |
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Posts: 1277 (05/14/08 9:52 AM) Registered user |
Pathetic but true, suckshard.
UNDYING HATRED FOR THE SMILING EEJIT! |
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HoboKitty |
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Posts: 652 (05/14/08 10:09 AM) |
HATE HATE HATE HATE
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Cammie |
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Posts: 350 (05/14/08 10:17 AM) |
Just another post to push us closer to 5000!
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ILovegreeneyes |
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Posts: 4882 (05/14/08 10:21 AM) I need a life |
another addition to the hate for demon seed!
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dagny1331 |
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Posts: 1315 (05/14/08 10:24 AM) Registered User |
I sooooo got another Sling Blade vibe during Porkchop's last song. That shirt? Um, no.
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