I agree, his second effort will flop if anything, especially he'll be reaching 20 and the tweens are disinterested, he'll have to move his focus to
other groups to get success.
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David Archuleta Hate - My Eardrums Have Been Crushed
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Posts: 13811 (05/08/08 3:07 PM) Registered user |
Mine was rejected too.
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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Posts: 4341 (05/08/08 3:09 PM) Registered User |
Sardonically Irreverent wrote:
What a surprise. My Urban Dictionary entry was rejected.
david archuleta
An over-primped stage child whose demanding father has carefully crafted a soulless, robotic teen star whose identical weekly performances of banal ballads
have won him a large number of emotionally unstable pre-teen female fans.
OMG! I luv david archuleta cuz hes such a qt and when i grow up i'm gunna marry him. OMG!!!1!
That was soooo money right there! I don't understand why it was rejected, so much worse has been accepted. You didn't curse or point out that he's a twinkie just waiting for his first cream filling. |
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hossc |
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Posts: 15212 (05/08/08 3:35 PM) Registered User |
The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL wrote: Easy, tough guy. Picking on CHILDREN..the ONLY legitimate fangushers of Idoltry.
Pick on someone tougher, punk..
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Posts: 3 (05/08/08 3:47 PM) |
-_- some of my classmates (mostly girls and a gay kid) were gushing at how cute he is and how great his voice is. I completly disagreed with them. I almost got in fight with some of them. I hate his voice! He sounds like a little kid, and every time he gets on stage, I really want his voice paralysis or watever he had would come back as hes singing, and he wud have to get surgery, but it wudnt work and the little flamer will have to be mute the rest of his life! |
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hossc |
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Posts: 15213 (05/08/08 3:51 PM) Registered User |
Ok, BES..you may beat up ^^^ one.
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Posts: 4344 (05/08/08 3:52 PM) Registered User |
hossc wrote:It was a joke (albeit, an admittedly off color joke), as is 99.9 % of my comments on here. Sorry if I touched a sensitive nerve. Edited! Now we're even for you calling me a punk. ;)
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Posts: 462 (05/08/08 4:55 PM) |
I'm disturbed by the perfectly appropriate ambiguity of this thread's title. Archupocalypse as in the end of Archtard or Archupocalypse as in the end
of the world if he wins....
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Mrs Visalo |
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Posts: 2272 (05/08/08 5:12 PM) Registered user |
UNDYING HATRED FOR THE PHONEY LITTLE USELESS SOON TO BE A COMPLETE HAS-BEEN, HOPEFULLY HE'LL END UP IN
REHAB AND PRISON DEMON!!!
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Posts: 7 (05/08/08 5:41 PM) |
Finally, a critic i agree with.
"But Archuleta suffers from problems common to "American Idol" contestants. One is a tendency to put too many flourishes in songs, never singing one note when a dozen will do. The other is that he doesn't adapt his singing style to the song, but instead brings the song into his personal comfort zone: slow ballads ("Love Me Tender" this week) and midtempo R&B-lite numbers (as he did with "Stand By Me"). His performance of "Love Me Tender" was the most problematic. This is one of the greatest love songs in the modern canon, filled with heartache. It was made famous by Elvis Presley, rock 'n' roll's original sex symbol - the embodiment of carnal desire, wearing a pompadour. And Archuleta sang it as if it were a hymn." |
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Posts: 1248 (05/08/08 5:43 PM) Registered User |
Sardonically Irreverent wrote: You should have tried entering it under INARTICULETA, SI. |
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Posts: 7696 (05/08/08 5:49 PM) Registered user |
The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL wrote: I just noticed that he has fucking Mantasia Burrito teeth. It's like a gaping hole of....razors and death. |
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roadblocker |
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Posts: 14705 (05/08/08 5:54 PM) Registered User |
Who is that guy/gae beside him?
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Posts: 664 (05/08/08 6:28 PM) Registered User |
Anything that sells 750,000 plus is pretty good He'll be lucky to sell 75,000. There's no market for something like him. Even if they paid Ryan with buckets of gold, and he plays some wheezing ballad by this freak on Kiss-fm, the listeners would demand the station to stop. He has no appeal to most human beings with a brain and hearing ability. See he agrees: 
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Sardonically Irreverent wrote: SI, I laugh at every friggin' thing you post. |
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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Posts: 4348 (05/08/08 7:03 PM) Registered User |
Daddy, please let me out...or at least slide another pancake under the door... |
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dagny1331 |
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Posts: 1249 (05/08/08 7:24 PM) Registered User |
SurvivorFanGP wrote: You know, I've been trying, and failing, to come up with some words to describe what is off about his mouth. But I'll never top this. Not in a
million years. |
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Posts: 9 (05/08/08 7:26 PM) |
omg wat a cute little duggy!
i really wud like david. i jus wish he were a christian like me. |
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love like a bomb |
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Posts: 4086 (05/08/08 7:28 PM) Registered user |
No, you're a Christ-stain.
Up in Heaven, God pissed on the floor once, and you crawled out of the puddle. |
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