who dat ho on his lap? That cayenne pepper gal? It looks scarily like Jessica Simpson.
Anyway, it's ridiculous when try to you imagine what the judges would say about performers like Bob Marley or Bob Dylan before they were famous.
Randy: Yo dawg, you know...the vocals just weren't workin'. The pitch was all over the place. I don't know dawg...this is a singing competition....
Bob: But I was singing about real people's struggles - it isn't suppose to be pretty. These are violent times we're talking about.
Randy: I dunno, man....I just wasn't feeling it.
Paula: (ten second pause) ...you know what....I think what matters is that you tried your best, and even though I think you could have shown more colors and textures, but I like your spirit. You are you. You are Bob.
Bob: And I thought I was high.
Simon: That was the worst performance I've ever heard. And you need a haircut. You don't look like a star and you don't sound like a star. Right now I could ask the homeless man down the street to do what you just did and it would actually be an improvement. Sorry!
