t'was far too small for your gaping asshole anyway
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viva la blonde |
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:shrugs
t'was far too small for your gaping asshole anyway |
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unduli clone |
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Is finishthemoff gay? Why is he here?
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viva la blonde |
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he claims not to be but us straights don't want him. he's here cuz he's like mold. just crops up everywhere
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unduli clone |
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Us gays don't want that retard!!!
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finishthemoff |
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Nah. Proof isn't boring.
Hey, hey, hey! Put that away! |
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viva la blonde |
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four minutes later?
lol, ya'll PLEASE take him. please! i got strap ons (not really) that i'll donate to the cause |
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unduli clone |
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Gaes don't need strap-ons!!!
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viva la blonde |
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o, you will with him. one for His MOUTH and one for his gaping ass.
:we're gonna need a bigger strap on |
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unduli clone |
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They don't make strap-ons big enough for fto's asshole, dear.
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viva la blonde |
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but(t) you'll still take him right?
if you don't need strap ons, why when i was perusing toys were there strap ons that no woman would wear? hey, while i've got your attention, what's a girth enhancer and why would one want one and jeesh, would the wearer actually FEEL anytihing or is it just for the ya know, recipient's benefit? |
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Podunk Town |
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So what's everyone's opinion on poppers?
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Driv |
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I'LL POP YOUR FACE!!!!
(i don't even know what that means) |
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1000Proof |
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Did you call me boring FTO after I OBJECTIVELY gave you a chance on here?
Your response better be damn near perfect, a dedication thread to me, or something to make up for the misconception that you are perpetuating on here... or I WILL be forced to see what the other posters see in you. I gave you a chance man. I gave you a chance. ::runs away from computer feelings hurt, arms flailing, and seeking comfort in a bottle of SoCo:: |
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Phuz1 |
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Podunk Town wrote: They give me a massive headache. But if they make the popee fuck like a banshee, as long as he keeps the lid screwed on tightly, is careful with the snorting, and doesn't want to do anything reckless, I'm cool with 'em. |
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Phuz1 |
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Come to Phuz, 1K... I'll stroke your hair gently as you weep.
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unduli clone |
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Girth enhancer? EXPLAIN, GAES.
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Podunk Town |
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The only girth enhancer I can think of is a fist. Blonde, are you into fisting?
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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I think Ohio is a horrible state.
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unduli clone |
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote: McCain did need it to win. So you could consider it horrible or fantastical, depends on your fancy. |
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bluesboi |
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Podunk Town wrote: have only used twice, didn't see what the big deal was |
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