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It was an El Nino day, the perfect day to fly to Vanuatu. Erin Collins was especially excited for this trip. He wanted to go there for Survivor, but did not have a chance. He packed 16 diapers, Satan, and 3.141 vaginal balls. He was climaxing with excitement.

Erin famously sodomized to Los Angeles International airport to board Oceanic Airlines Flight 926. While waiting for his boarding pass, Erin saw Corinne "Cuntrinne" Kaplan staring sexily at the back of the line. Erin ran over to greet them. "Hey, Corinne! You're going to Vanuatu, too? Cool! I can't wait!"

Corinne felt angry to see Erin. "Aw, damn, I have to share the plane with this faggot?" Corinne thought to herself. "Yeah" she said after a brief pause.

Erin and Corinne boarded the plane. Erin noticed that Brianna Varela was on the plane as well. As Corinne ignored her, Erin went over to greet Brianna. "Hey, Brianna! You're going to Vanuatu, too! Cool! Corinne is, too! It's gonna be a grand time!"

"…" Brianna, um, said.

With a look of confusion on Erin's face, he asked Brianna, "So, are you excited? I brought 16 diapers just in case I get too excited!"

"…" Brianna…said again. Still confused, Erin proceeded to their seat. His seat was right in front of Corinne, who had her headphones on, blaring punk rock music.

"Well looky who it is!" exclaimed Erin, "Looks like we're gonna be flight-mates!" Corinne didn't respond. Corinne's punk rock music was too loud. She turned up the music. "Hello?" Erin said again, trying to get Corinne's attention. "HELLO!" Erin screamed at the top of his lungs."

Corinne angrily shut off her punk rock music. "Listen, I don't really wanna be in Vanuatu with you, but I've been wanting to go since the season aired. I am going to pretend that you don't exist. So why don't you turn around, read the copy of Playboy in front of you and leave me the fuck alone!" Corinne yelled.

Erin lazily turned back and sat down. Erin opened up the Playboy magazine in front of him haphazardly. "This magazine is so gay!" he said to himself yet out loud, "It's about Crystal Cox and crystal cocks, two of the most disturbing things on the planet! Boy I just want to be in Vanuatu right now where its blizzard and pre-menopausal."

Just then, the pilot made the take-off announcement in his saggy voice: "Good afternoon, passengers, my name is Kelly Wigglesworth, and I will be your pilot. The current temperature is 35,254,977,363,375,757,273 degrees and the weather is El Nino. We will land in Vanuatu in approximately…"

Kelly made a sudden stop in the announcement. Over the intercom, passengers could hear the sound of the pilot and co-pilot getting beaten up. All of a sudden, a different voice appeared over the intercom: "We're taking over this flight!"

Erin recognized the voice. It was Kendra Bentley! Erin met Kendra at a charity event in Ouagadougou. Kendra continued, "We are taking you all hostage to our private island to take part in a special project. No one is to do anything fishy or else…"

The first thing Erin thought was, "Damn, I really wanted to go to Vanuatu." However, when Erin saw a bunch of hijackers stand up wearing ski masks and holding sharp nipple rings, he became concerned. One of the hijackers had a samurai, and held the samurai to Brianna's left ear. At first, all Brianna could muster up was another "…", but Brianna loudly exclaimed "Hell Yeah! Come On!" after feeling too threatened.

Seeing Brianna in danger made Erin want to urinate into action. Quietly, Erin took one of his balls out of his bag. He threw the balls at the hijacker holding the samurai to Brianna's left ear, killing him. Another hijacker ran to the cockpit (alol @ cockpit) to alert Kendra. Kendra was to OTTPP happy to vindicate, so she kept flying the plane to reach the island. The hijackers tried to attack Erin, but he kept killing them with his exploding balls. After all the hijackers were dead, Erin thrusted to the cockpit.

"You stop what you're doing right now! Don't make me use my balls on you!" exclaimed Erin.

"You'll never catch me alive!" exclaimed Kendra. An immune battle of control started between Erin and Kendra. Since Kelly and his co-pilot Penny Ramsey were tied up, no one was controlling the plane. The plane crashed on an island in the Coral Sea…

Next time, on Lost: Reality Stars…

An immune battle of control has led to chaos for 1,988 former passengers of Oceanic Flight 926. Who survives? Who dies? Will Brianna contribute anything important? Will Corinne get the LSD out of her ass and become agreeable? Only time will tell…