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Posts: 36980 (01/02/09 5:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well that was quite the unpleasant New Year's surprise. :) Last night I was having dinner with my boyfriend when my ex girlfriend's water broke. Yeah, I do have ex girlfriends. Her parents called letting me know and I have been trying to help her out as she was only seven months pregnant. The baby came after only an hour's delivery time. I was really scared but the baby seems healthy. The baby is still at the hospital for further observation since he's so premature but the ex is back home calling me every hour. Just thought you all should know. I need a DNA test
Dharmit		#1	[-]
Posts: 9313 (01/02/09 5:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	STUD!!
IndifferentCow		#2	[-]
Posts: 2184 (01/02/09 5:02 PM) Huge apathy Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The avatar is perfect :)
cindidindi76		#3	[-]
Posts: 14330 (01/02/09 5:04 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Poor RoMa.
bluesboi		#4	[-]
Posts: 3850 (01/02/09 5:06 PM) Gay Canookian Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BREEDER !
StarrEise		#5	[-]
Posts: 7293 (01/02/09 5:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	bluesboi wrote: BREEDER !
Driv		#6	[-]
Posts: 3530 (01/02/09 5:13 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I need a DNA test
pretzeldential		#7	[-]
Posts: 2870 (01/02/09 5:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	did you cum in her gooberpie? were you protected?
SurvivorLDog93		#8	[-]
Posts: 22180 (01/02/09 5:17 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Two words: Child support. Congrats!
GoodNeighborgirl		#9	[-]
Posts: 18694 (01/02/09 5:17 PM) Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG should we throw you a shower? (maybe we should throw that Phoenix boy in the shower while we are at it... oh and Dave Grohl too!)
bluesboi		#10	[-]
Posts: 3853 (01/02/09 5:18 PM) Gay Canookian Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There has got to be a red sparkly dildo joke for this...
worstdog		#11	[-]
Posts: 3757 (01/02/09 5:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Congratulations????
OuijaBroad		#12	[-]
Posts: 6865 (01/02/09 5:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	RoMa wrote: The baby came after only an hour's delivery time. That's faaaaaaaaaast! Are you sure it came out the front?
Sunnie		#13	[-]
Posts: 213 (01/02/09 5:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I heard it looks like a burrito.
ohboy		#14	[-]
Posts: 3089 (01/02/09 5:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	wait, is this your ex?
OuijaBroad		#15	[-]
Posts: 6866 (01/02/09 5:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	RoMa wrote: baby came after only an hour's delivery time. So, basically, she was just walking along and it fell out?
Beefcake		#16	[-]
Posts: 2189 (01/02/09 5:32 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Say good-bye to 25% of your income!
RoMa		#17	[-]
Posts: 36985 (01/02/09 5:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wow, how many deadbeat dads does OT harbour?
sealbach		#18	[-]
Posts: 4808 (01/02/09 5:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	can we count you as #1?
Bernard Wrangler		#19	[-]
Posts: 11676 (01/02/09 6:06 PM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	it's like getting hit in the head with a little plastic baseball bat.
1000Proof		#20	[-]
Posts: 9048 (01/02/09 6:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SurvivorLDog93 wrote: Two words: Child support. Congrats! He only has to pay for the next 6444 days and he's in the clear.

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