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He gets here in fifteen minutes. We're going to watch the ball drop. The Champagne is on ice.

For those of you who still care, I think I'm going to have him do me anally while massaging my clit with his fingers. :) Too much info?

WHY DIDN'T YOU BITCHES TELL ME THAT ANAL SEX IS THE MOST PAINFUL AND DISGUSTING THING, EVER?!?!?!

I've always read here about how pleasurable it is but that was not the case at all. After we finished our Champagne we went to my bedroom where I blew him for awhile and then explained how it was going to 'go down.' So I got naked (He was very turned on by my pregnancy stomach btw) and got on all fours, which was difficult. He greased up his cock a little and then - OWWWW. I tried to grin and bear it but it felt like I was taking the most biggest and painful shit ever. He pumped at me for a few minutes and tried to massage my clit but I wasn't wet at all. Finally I was like "You're going to have to take it out." So he pulled out and when he did I smelled the most UNGODLY odor. I was like "CLOSE YOUR EYES!" and he did and I had to waddle to the bathroom for a towel to wipe the liquid shit off his cock. It was also running down one of my legs We didn't get to finish up.

Oh yeah and there was milk moistening my nipples. Gross.

Anyway, Happy New Year.