Thinking about "Pregnant Sex" tonight

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SuperJude		#21	[-]
Posts: 12309 (12/31/08 5:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The best part about fucking pregnant broads is that you can cum inside them and not worry about getting them pregnant! -SJ™
unduli clone		#22	[-]
Posts: 3796 (12/31/08 5:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well that's a surprise... SJ doesn't use condoms.
StarrEise		#23	[-]
Posts: 7274 (12/31/08 5:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah. Adds a whole new reason for suctioning out the babies mouth in the delivery room.
IFY0USEEKATE		#24	[-]
Posts: 1356 (12/31/08 6:19 PM) Lost soul Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	jaymalove wrote: I'm seven months pregnant. This guy I've known for awhile (since before I was married) recently admitted to having a crush on me forever and I kind of feel the same way. But it might just be the hormones, I don't know. Anyway, he's coming over tonight for some wine and we're going to watch the ball drop. I assume there will be an opportunity for sex after. Do any of the ladies here have thoughts on "Pregnant Sex"? The idea is kind of terrifying to me but I'm so horny and haven't gotten laid since my husband left me five months ago - as soon as he found out I was pregnant. My stomach is huge and so are my boobs but I've managed to keep everything else pretty slender and my face is still very pretty. What positions are recommended? Is anal a good alternative to vaginal when you are pregnant? If so I had better tell him to bring some lube. :) In your other thread you said that you threw your husband out, not the other way around.
Martrae		#25	[-]
Posts: 1399 (12/31/08 6:44 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Serious answer inc....yeah yeah I'm a tard... I enjoyed sex while pregnant right up until my delivery date with all three of my spawnlings. You on top is the best position. Be prepared for contractions afterward and the possibility of milk sprayage during. TMI?
StarringAmy		#26	[-]
Posts: 6655 (12/31/08 6:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fuck up your life all you want, but don't fuck up your unborn child's life... don't drink.
Martrae		#27	[-]
Posts: 1400 (12/31/08 6:56 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Christ...one little drink won't hurt it. If the drinking is a daily event, then there's a problem.
Podunk Town		#28	[-]
Posts: 713 (12/31/08 6:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's New Year's Eve! Do as much coke and drink as much wine as you want. It's just one night. And a big one at that!
PhoofeGirl		#29	[-]
Posts: 2373 (12/31/08 7:00 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Pregnant sex is great - but in your scenario - ummm....noe.
StarringAmy		#30	[-]
Posts: 6657 (12/31/08 7:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Podunk Town wrote: It's New Year's Eve! Do as much coke and drink as much wine as you want. It's just one night. And a big one at that! That's no excuse! Don't drink alcohol! Not even a sip!
Podunk Town		#31	[-]
Posts: 715 (12/31/08 7:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Amy, why are you such a party pooper?
StarringAmy		#32	[-]
Posts: 6658 (12/31/08 7:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm not going to encourage a pregnant person to drink, even if she is a ghostie and pretending you never know.
Podunk Town		#33	[-]
Posts: 716 (12/31/08 7:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There is nothing wrong with coming out with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. You are so judgmental.
sadllama		#34	[-]
Posts: 4102 (12/31/08 7:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i'm thinking if amy's mom had laid of the booze and cigs things may have turned out differently.
squashthebeef		#35	[-]
Posts: 16173 (12/31/08 8:11 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Just have him fuck the fold where you boob flops onto your belly.
TequilaVaquero		#36	[-]
Posts: 2691 (12/31/08 8:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SuperJude wrote: The best part about fucking pregnant broads is that you can cum inside them and not worry about getting them pregnant! -SJ™ Correction. More pregnant.
dorkdunker		#37	[-]
Posts: 50 (12/31/08 8:21 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This opportunity may never come your way again. My advice is to pour a glass of wine as the ball drops. Sip a little so as not to offend, and then make your moves. If you're lucky, he'll go down on you a few times. Maybe give him a blowjob in return. It's only fair, right? And since you've gone this far, and if you trust him, just go all the way and have wet, sloppy sex until dawn. Enjoy!
TequilaVaquero		#38	[-]
Posts: 2692 (12/31/08 8:22 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	StarringAmy wrote: Fuck up your life all you want, but don't fuck up your unborn child's life... don't drink. You're a living example and deterrent of drinking while preggers. Thank you.
unduli clone		#39	[-]
Posts: 3799 (12/31/08 8:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Martrae wrote: Serious answer inc....yeah yeah I'm a tard... I enjoyed sex while pregnant right up until my delivery date with all three of my spawnlings. You on top is the best position. Be prepared for contractions afterward and the possibility of milk sprayage during. TMI? Amy, is that you????
Zzunk		#40	[-]
Posts: 4530 (12/31/08 8:32 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	sadllama wrote: i'm thinking if amy's mom had laid of the booze, cigs, chewing tobacco, cannabis, crack, amphetamines, lead paint, latex paint, primer paint, paint thinner, paint remover, stain, linseed oil, ecstasy, hydrocodone, carnauba wax, Corinthian leather, LSD, inhalants, cocaine, anabolic steroids, morphine, codeine, pencil lead, pencil erasers, chalkboard erasers, angel dust, caffeine, rubber glue, toilet bowl cleaner, oven cleaner, and heroin things may have turned out differently. Fixed.

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